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Funeraria Lopez’ Sexy Santa-Themed Mortuary Ad

Sexy model in a Santa bikini, lying in an open coffin, giving the camera a "thumbs-up"You might think that advertising a mortuary requires a delicate touch, but so do most morticians. Hence their ads all look the same: the understated design, the euphemism-laden ad copy, and a paucity of scantily clad models.

Every industry has its mavericks, and in the mortuary business, Funeraria Lopez is one. Their television ad eschews the traditional classical music piece with the word “Requiem” in its title; instead, it gets into the holiday spirit with a jaunty easy-listening instrumental version of Silent Night. Having the proprietor in a Santa suit and his sexy assistant in Santa-themed bikinis was a clever touch, but the piece de resistance is the bit where the camera pans over a sexy Santa-ette in a coffin, starting from her feet and working upward. Just when you’re about to ask God how he could take away such a fine-lookin’ lady, she opens her eyes and gives the camera a thumbs-up, subverting your expectations in a twist the way M. Night Shyamalan used to. Genius!

Eros, Thanatos and Quesos. What more could you ask for?

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Seeking Office Space in Toronto

John Cusack and Caroline Keener in a "tiny office" scene from "Being John Malovich"

While the new office is quite nice, we’re taking on a few more people and the place is getting a bit cramped. So we’re looking around for some new space. Here are our criteria:

If you know of any available office space in Toronto, whether solo or shared, let me know in the comments or please drop me a line!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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My New Blog: Mobilize!

Screenshot of the "Mobilize!" blog
I’ve been blogging on behalf of a number of companies through my career:

…and now that I’m the co-founder/CTO of CTS — that’s short for Comprehensive Technology Solutions — the blog had to come sooner or later. That time is now, and the blog is called Mobilize!

CTS is in the business of helping enterprises and organizations make the transition to mobile tech and build a strategy for doing so, and the blog will be about that as well. If you manage mobile technologies, write mobile apps or just want to keep up with what’s up in the mobile world, you might want to bookmark Mobilize!

(And yes, a good number of articles on Mobilize! will also appear on my tech blog, Global Nerdy.)

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Han Solo vs. James T. Kirk

Over at the Han vs. Kirk site, the ladies’ men of the Star Wars and Star Trek universes battle it out:

Quotes from the "Han vs. Kirk" debate

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Don’t Mess With Colonel Sanders

The Droogs from "A Clockwork Orange", with Colonel Sanders Photoshopped into Alex's place

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Gandalf Likes Doing Things the Hard Way

gandalf is inefficient

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My Take on the Newtown Incident…

…is best summarized by this This Modern World comic:
Barring some seismic realignment in this country, the gun control debate is all but settled -- and your side won. The occasional horrific civilian massacre is just the price the rest of us have to pay. Over and over again, apparently.

Click the comic to see it at full size.

Oddly enough, this comic isn’t referring to the recent shooting incident in Newtown, Connecticut, nor the movie theatre shooting in Aurora, Colorado from this summer, nor the one a year before that in Grand Rapids, Michigan, but three mass shootings and two years ago — the 2011 shooting in Tucson, Arizona.