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Viral Video of the Moment: “Wealth Inequality in America”

Here’s a video that’s getting a lot of attention on Facebook as well as Reddit: Wealth Inequality in America. The figures cited in the video are nothing new; you’d be surprised how valuable the act of “merely” gathering information into a single place can be.

Here’s a still of the video showing what people see as an ideal distribution of wealth would look like. By definition, it’s a bit pie-in-the-sky, with nobody below the poverty line:

ideal wealth distribution

Here’s what people think the wealth distribution in the U.S. is. As the video says, while it’s not ideal, it ‘s still not too bad:

perceived wealth distribution

And now, the actual distribution of wealth:

actual wealth distribution

It’s so skewed that the top 5 percent’s wealth is off the chart. Even the incomes are in the 90th percentile are dwarfed by those in the 95th, and the 99th — that is, the top 1 percent — make so much that representing their wealth on the same-scale chart requires giving them a lot of extra columns.

top 1 percent wealth

When people with money talk about the redistribution of wealth, they’re trying to sell you the story of “makers” and “takers”, and that it’s the lazy poor who’ve been sucking up your wealth. The numbers say otherwise, but luckily for them, lots of people tend to go with their gut rather than do the math, so you end up getting a situation like this:

we run this shit

The fat cats say that the economy is bad, and it is: just not for corporations. The Dow is close to a record high, and corporate profits as a share of the U.S. national income are at the same level as the post-World War II boom:

income shift to business

Techie investor and entrepreneur James Altucher pointed this out in his article, 10 Reasons Why 2013 Will Be The Year You Quit Your Job:

A few weeks ago I visited a friend of mine who manages a trillion dollars. No joke. A trillion. If I told you the name of the family he worked for you would say, “they have a trillion? Really?” But that’s what happens when $10 million compounds at 2 percent over 200 years.

He said, “look out the windows.” We looked out at all the office buildings around us. “What do you see?” he said. “I don’t know.” “They’re empty! All the cubicles are empty. The middle class is being hollowed out.” And I took a closer look. Entire floors were dark. Or there were floors with one or two cubicles but the rest empty. “It’s all outsourced, or technology has taken over for the paper shufflers,” he said.

“Not all the news is bad,” he said. “More people entered the upper class than ever last year.” But, he said, more people are temp staffers than ever.

If you took an accounting class and were paying attention, you might have realized that as far as your business’ books are concerned, employees are liabilities and furniture are assets. Hiring people is a last-resort measure; it’s the thing you do when there’s no other way to meet your customers’ demands. Investor and entrepreneur Nick Hanauer points this out in his TED talk on wealth inequality:

In that same talk, he also shows how well the super-rich have done over the past three decades:

superrich gains

The gains made by the super-rich are also pointed out in the Wealth Inequality in America video. Like the narrator, I’m sure that a lot of the super-rich have worked pretty hard for their money, but I’m also sure that they haven’t worked 400 times as hard. And there’s no shortage of cases to cite in which they’ve worked hard to make sure the money stays in their pockets at your expense in ways both small and large (and in some cases, Monty Burns-esque, such as the billionaire who wanted to stop a cross-border bridge that would’ve cost taxpayers nothing because it competed with his).

“We certainly don’t have to go all the way to socialism to find something that is fair for hard-working Americans,” says the video’s narrator, and I agree. “We don’t even have to achieve what most of us consider might be ideal. All we need to do is wake up and realize that the reality in this country is not at all what we think it is.”

We might have to do a little more than that, but it would be a start.

To end this article on a lighter note and grant equal time to an opposing view, here’s College Humor‘s We are the One Percent:

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Today’s Motto: “Keep Calm and Make Coffee”

Poster: Keep Calm and Make Coffee

Poster found via ECS Coffee.

Today, a mellow day at home. After a lovely week here, the Special Lady’s gone back to Tampa; thankfully, I’ll see her there in a couple of weeks. It’s time for me to get on with some spring cleaning, which includes some furniture hacking and souping up a couple of my computers — the geeky equivalent of hanging out in the garage under an old but cherished car. This calls for a little caffeination, hence the motto of the day, shown above.

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Maple Bacon Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies

bacon cookies 1

This blog still gets a lot of hits for a post from 2007 titled Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies with Maple Cinnamon Glaze. Unfortunately, the recipe to which I linked has long since vanished, leaving more than a few readers disappointed.

A photo from the old article,
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies with Maple Cinnamon Glaze.

I can now correct that error by pointing to this recipe from Yammie’s NosheryMaple Bacon Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies. They look pretty good!

bacon cookies 2

Here’s the recipe, which I broke into paragraphs to make for easier reading:

Maple Bacon Browned Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies

2 sticks (1 cup) butter1 1/4 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon maple extract
1/4 cup maple syrup
1 egg
2 cups cake flour
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup bacon (maple flavored if you want), cooked and crumbled (maybe about a pound)
1 1/2 cups chocolate chips
Kosher salt for sprinkling

Set one stick of butter out to soften. Cook the other stick of the butter on medium heat on the stove until browned. Allow to cool to room temperature and is no longer liquid (feel free to put it in the refrigerator or freezer)*.

Beat in the sugar. Add the extracts, syrup, and egg. Beat until well combined.

Sift in the flours, soda, and salt. Mix to combine.

Stir in the chips and bacon bits, saving some for garnishing the top if you wish.

Chill the dough for at least an hour or until the dough is pretty firm (again, put it in the freezer if you’re impatient).

Preheat the oven to 375º. Shape cookies into balls of your preferred size. Sprinkle with any leftover bacon bits and some kosher salt. Bake cookies for 9-12 minutes or until edges or golden brown. I like to press a few chocolate chips in the top when they’re done baking.

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The Captain Rocks Out to His Favourite Ancient Song

headbanging kirk

Can’t stand it, I know you planned it
I’m-a set it straight, this Watergate…
I can’t stand rockin’ when I’m in here
Because your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear

moshing kirk

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin’ thorn in my side
Oh my God, it’s a mirage
I’m tellin’ y’all it’s sabotage

These animated pics — found via Sean Bonner — reminded me of the theory of why young James Kirk rocked out to the Beastie Boys’ Intergalactic in the 2009 Star Trek film, in the scene where he steals his stepdad’s car. It’s supposed to be a gentle poke at William Shatner, who insisted on pronouncing the “a” in “sabotage” like the “a” in “hat”. Sabotaaaage. Take a listen:

The problem with having Kirk listen to the Beasties is that another one of their songs makes a very clear Star Trek reference — Intergalactic:

Now when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap’s soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables when I start to chop
I’m a lumber jack: DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Of course, a true Trek fan would simply say that the explanation is simple: the Beasties are Bajoran Prophets — the outside-linear-time aliens from the wormhole in Deep Space Nine.

Now that I’ve mentioned a couple of Beasties tunes, it’d be wrong of me not to include them in this post…

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Admiral Obvious

Admiral Obvious

Titled as found. (If you don’t get the reference, here’s a little help.)

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Happy Sunday, Everyone!

Man playing a grand piano in Washington Square Park as people look on.

Ah, Washington Square Park and New York City’s outdoor pianos,
which are returning this summer.

Having a lovely time. Hope your Sunday’s going as nicely.

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The “Hit by a Bus” Supercut

hit by a busIn some software and engineering projects, the question is sometimes raised: “What if [some key person] is hit by a bus?”. It’s a morbid way of putting it, but the concern raised is a valid one: does the success of this project hang on one or a few key people?

The question has been asked often enough for there to be a Wikipedia entry on the topic. It’s the “bus factor”, and it’s described as “total number of key developers who would need to be incapacitated (as by getting hit by a bus/truck) to send the project into such disarray that it would not be able to proceed”.

Another place in which “hit by a bus” is used as a trope is in television and the movies. It’s a way to suddenly, horribly, often comedically, and quite literally take a character out of the picture. Harry Hanrahan, a YouTube-famous maker of “supercut” videos, has assembled 93 “hit by a bus” scenes from various TV shows and movies into a very painful but still funny montage that runs for almost twelve and a half collision-laden minutes. Listed below are the shows and movies from which each “hit by a bus” snippet was taken, and when they appear in the supercut:

  1. 0:00 – 0:17 Ghost Town
  2. 0:17 – 0:23 The Brothers Solomon
  3. 0:23 – 0:38 Final Destination
  4. 0:38 – 0:46 Mean Girls
  5. 0:46 – 0:54 Nip/Tuck (4×06)
  6. 0:54 – 1:03 The Black Donnellys (1×02.5)
  7. 1:03 – 1:10 Lost (3×07)
  8. 1:10 – 1:14 Dead Like Me (2×05)
  9. 1:14 – 1:23 Supernatural (6×17)
  10. 1:23 – 1:29 Ghost Town
  11. 1:29 – 1:37 Skins (1×09)
  12. 1:37 – 1:47 Felicity (1×13)
  13. 1:47 – 1:59 The Hard Times of RJ Berger (1×11)
  14. 1:59 – 2:09 Eastbound & Down (3×08)
  15. 2:09 – 2:19 Hot Rod
  16. 2:19 – 2:29 Scary Movie 4
  17. 2:29 – 2:40 Dan For Mayor (1×01)
  18. 2:40 – 2:46 30 Rock (7×07)
  19. 2:46 – 2:55 Dead Like Me (1×02)
  20. 2:55 – 2:59 Lost (5×16)
  21. 2:59 – 3:09 Lost (1×14)
  22. 3:09 – 3:17 How I Met Your Mother (3×20)
  23. 3:17 – 3:25 Girls (1×10)
  24. 3:25 – 3:33 The Final Destination (FD4)
  25. 3:33 – 3:42 The Orphanage (El orfanato)
  26. 3:42 – 3:50 End of Days
  27. 3:50 – 3:57 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (5×12)
  28. 3:57 – 4:03 Stargate SG-1 (10×15)
  29. 4:03 – 4:11 The Tournament
  30. 4:11 – 4:18 Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles (1×01)
  31. 4:18 – 4:27 Fringe (1×03)
  32. 4:27 – 4:32 Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  33. 4:32 – 4:38 Fringe (4×08)
  34. 4:38 – 4:43 The Viral Factor (Jik zin)
  35. 4:43 – 4:50 Taken
  36. 4:50 – 5:00 Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles (1×02)
  37. 5:00 – 5:07 Death Race (2008)
  38. 5:07 – 5:15 Stranger Than Fiction
  39. 5:15 – 5:25 Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
  40. 5:25 – 5:32 Tattoo (2002)
  41. 5:32 – 5:38 The Devil’s Rejects
  42. 5:38 – 5:45 Meet Joe Black
  43. 5:45 – 5:53 Constantine
  44. 5:53 – 6:08 One Day
  45. 6:08 – 6:14 Identity
  46. 6:14 – 6:22 The Air I Breathe
  47. 6:22 – 6:27 The X-Files (4×19)
  48. 6:27 – 6:32 Lost (4×11)
  49. 6:32 – 6:40 Accident (Yi ngoi)
  50. 6:40 – 6:50 Fringe (3×03)
  51. 6:50 – 6’59 Ghosthouse (La Casa 3)
  52. 6:59 – 7’07 Crossing Jordan (4×17)
  53. 7:07 – 7:17 Chances Are
  54. 7:17 – 7:25 Star Trek (‘City on the Edge of Forever’)
  55. 7:25 – 7:32 Identity
  56. 7:32 – 7:39 The Devil’s Advocate
  57. 7:39 – 7:52 Stuck
  58. 7:52 – 8:00 The Exorcism of Emily Rose
  59. 8:00 – 8:10 Kick-Ass
  60. 8:10 – 8:18 Margaret
  61. 8:18 – 8:24 Lovers of the Arctic Circle
  62. 8:24 – 8:30 Futurama (6×17)
  63. 8:30 – 8:37 Scary Movie 3
  64. 8:37 – 8:45 Crossing Jordan (6×06)
  65. 8:45 – 8:51 Monk (8×04)
  66. 8:51 – 8:56 Bag of Bones (TV)
  67. 8:56 – 9:02 Supernatural (2×05)
  68. 9:02 – 9:09 Scary Movie 2
  69. 9:09 – 9:14 Journeyman (1×01)
  70. 9:14 – 9:18 Little Nicky
  71. 9:18 – 9:23 Little Nicky
  72. 9:23 – 9:29 RoboCop
  73. 9:29 – 9:37 Bride of Chucky
  74. 9:37 – 9:42 Welcome to Collinwood
  75. 9:42 – 9:50 Run Lola Run
  76. 9:50 – 9:55 Bubble Boy
  77. 9:55 – 10:03 Not Another Teen Movie
  78. 10:03 – 10:13 The Salton Sea
  79. 10:13 – 10:18 Kicked In The Head
  80. 10:18 – 10:24 Snatch
  81. 10:24 – 10:33 Day Watch (Dnevnoy dozor)
  82. 10:33 – 10:42 Chronicle
  83. 10:42 – 10:52 Scary Movie
  84. 10:52 – 11:04 My Name Is Earl (1×01)
  85. 11:04 – 11:09 30 Rock (7×07)
  86. 11:09 – 11:17 The Comebacks
  87. 11:17 – 11:24 South Park (9×04)
  88. 11:24 – 11:29 Family Guy (10×20)
  89. 11:29 – 11:36 The Simpsons (2×10)
  90. 11:36 – 11:45 Life on Mars (US) (1×01)
  91. 11:45 – 11:51 Life on Mars (UK) (1×01)
  92. 11:51 – 12:02 Superbad
  93. 12:02 – 12:23 The Comebacks

I’ll bet that you look both ways — twice — before crossing the street after watching this video.