The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

He knows weapons of mass distraction when he sees ’em.

So long and thanks for all the wonderful reviews. And a special “thank you” for penning the schlock-a-riffic Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, one of my favourite “so bad it’s good” movies.

I may have to hold a movie night this weekend in his honour.

See you at the movies, Mr. Ebert.

I mentioned wizards in the last post, so this picture’s a good follow-up.

Here’s some useful information for the next time you’re at a biker bar. For the beard on the right, we’ll also accept “Jesus”, who also has no need for a bike.

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I love this photo. It’s of a “beefsteak” — a kind of banquet where you get all-you-can eat slices of beef tenderloin that you eat with your hands — held by tycoon H.H. Rogers for his pal Mark Twain (Rogers and Twain are the ones standing by the windows). Note that everyone’s wearing an apron — you use them in lieu of napkins.

What would it take to organize such an event here in Accordion City? I’m certain that the ladies and gentlemen of this fair town would enjoy such an event.

Using a TV as a canvas has some interesting artistic possibilities, but I’m sure that’s of no concern to this kid’s parents. I have no idea what the white goop the kid used is, but if it’s water-soluble, there’s a chance the TV could be saved.

While amusing, whoever made this greeting card doesn’t know why Bruce Wayne became Batman in the first place. Allow me to summarize:

Remember when we this movie came out and we thought “Wow, this is the darkest a Batman movie will ever be?”.

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