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Are You a 1990s Cyberpunk?

r.u. a cyberpunk

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This page from an old issue of Mondo 2000 (think of a late ’80s/early ’90s gene-splice of Wired magazine, High Times and Omni, and you’ll get a general idea of what it was like) shows what the 1992 idea of cyberpunk was. It gets posted over and over again on Reddit’s “Cyberpunk” subreddit (much to their chagrin), but it’s been ages since I’ve seen it — the last time was in the original magazine — so I thought I’d post it here.

The R.U. in the title of the photo spread is a tip of the hat to R. U. Sirius, Mondo 2000′s editor.

Most of the gear in the photo — the cameras and scanners, audio recorders and playback devices, the encrypted communication tools, and even much of the functionality provided by the old-school PowerBook — could easily be replaced by a single present-day smartphone. You have to keep in mind that 1992 was a time before browsers, when surfing the net was something few people did (and they did it on Gopher or Usenet), when 14.4kHz modems were blazing fast, email addresses were rarities (I had one — 3jmd2@queensu.ca), and a household without a computer wasn’t a strange and rare thing.

In case you were wondering, the PowerBook 180’s specs were:

  • Processor: Motorola 68030 running at 33MHz (that’s right, megahertz, not gigahertz)
  • Cache: 0.5K L1 cache, no L2 cache
  • RAM: 4MB (Once again, megabytes, not gigabytes) on the motherboard, expandable to 14MB
  • Display: Maximum resolution of 832 by 624, 512K VRAM
  • Operating system: Came with System 7.1; the latest Macintosh OS that supported it was System 7.6.1; here’s a video of a PowerBook 180 booting up this OS

While many of the tools in the pictorial have changed shape or have been amalgamated into newer devices, the following have remained more or less the same (at least in appearance and functionality) and would still be recognizable to a cyberpunk from 20 years ago:

  • The laptop: Still a design that folds shut, and still based on the Dynabook concept. Sure, they’re thinner and have way more processing, memory and networking capabilities, but a person from 1992 would still recognize a 2013 laptop.
  • Voltmeter: Aside from a couple of convenience features and being pretty much all digital these days, multimeters from 2013 look pretty much like multimeters from 1992.
  • Laser pointers: Perhaps a little smaller these days, but still mostly used to entertain cats or annoy humans.
  • Torque wrenches: More of them come with the nice rubberized grips these days, but otherwise they’re the same.
  • Shotgun microphones: Aside from packaging, they’re pretty much the same.
  • Black clothing: The classics never change.
  • Metal briefcase: Still in use today. The coolest use at the moment: as a housing for a portable Bitcoin miner, pictured below at this year’s Defcon:

bitcoin briefcase

Before I return you to 2013, one more blast from the past: the trailer for the 1995 film based on the William Gibson short story of the same name, Johnny Mnemonic. Enjoy!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Celebrating Shark Week Properly

Not only is it Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, it’s also Shark Week at the Florida Aquarium in Tampa! I’ve decided to dress for the occasion:

joey devilla in a shark hat

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Too Close for Comfort: The “Iron Man 3” and “Thor: The Dark World” Posters

iron man 3 and thor dark world posters

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I know that these stories take place in the same “universe”, but still, the people behind the posters aren’t even trying anymore.

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Thanks, TPA! (Or: Tampa International Airport Wins at Customer Relations)

joey devilla - thanks, TPA!

I’ve got a good relationship going with the person behind Tampa International Airport’s Twitter account, @FlyTPA. Whenever I check in, they always say “hi”, and it’s one of those things that makes TPA my favourite airport.

When I posted my article and photo about setting up shop at TPA this afternoon, I linked to it from Twitter. I got a “welcome” greeting, which after all these visits, is pretty much the norm when I arrive:

But this time, I got an up-close-and-personal “hello” as well. Justin, the guy behind @FlyTPA, just came up to me, welcomed me to the airport with a handshake and a Moleskine notebook. It’s a little gesture, didn’t cost much, but it’s a level of customer relations I’ve never seen at an airport. Nicely done, guys. You’ve really got a fan now.

Justin and TPA, I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

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Setting Up Shop at Tampa’s Airport

joey devilla's office at TPA

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I’m hanging out at Tampa’s airport until The Girl gets out of work and can pick me up. In the meantime, there’s work to be done, so I’ve set up shop in the newly re-furnished lounge, which has wifi that runs at decent-for-public speed (6 megs down, 16 up; I should broadcast a live streaming accordion show), and new tables and easy chairs, all bristling with three-prong and USB power jacks.

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Dog Shaming of the Day

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Poor fella. I know a couple of humans with the same problem.

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Best. Construction Company Name. Ever.

mammoth erection

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Saw this on Bloor Street earlier today, and yup, the company’s real. They even have hats and T-shirts! I may have to order one.