The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

It’s tradition here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century to wish all you moms out there a happy Mother’s Day from the baddest mother… — shut yo’ mouth — I’m talkin’ ’bout Shaft!

Click the photo to see ModernCat.com

You should be disappointed, but not surprised. Happy Caturday, anyway.

Inspired by Elizabeth Rounsvall’s tweet, which I found via Jeff Fedor.

…you get a hilariously spot-on description of cricket:

(In case you were wondering, the country in question is New Zealand.)

I work from the home office most of the time, but I sometimes set up shop at a Starbucks for a change of scenery and to feed off the “people vibes”. Most people’s orders sound like this to me:

From Extra Fabulous Comics. Click the comic to see the source.

Since I’m in the southeast corner of the U.S., most people’s iced tea orders are similar: “I’d like a glass of ice water dyed brown with half a cup of sugar swirled in.”

Thanks to Peter Blair for the find!

Found via Reddit. Click the photo to see it at full size.

From now on, when I build a team, I’m going to make sure it’s filled with people whose names can be arranged into amusing phrases.