
We’ve got NASA and the sort of bugs that come with a warm climate, so this is the sort of “launch control” work we do all the time.

We’ve got NASA and the sort of bugs that come with a warm climate, so this is the sort of “launch control” work we do all the time.
When The Onion nails it, they really nail it.
Their all-time classic, eerie in its prescience, remains this one:
Disney’s acquisition of Marvel has made for some pretty good movies and the oh-so-well-done Marvel Cinematic Universe, much to the relief of comic book fans everywhere. Imagine what would’ve happened if Sanrio had bought Marvel instead:

(Yes, I know that the Winter Soldier isn’t in the Avengers…)

It would appear that I’m going with a fashion theme today!
Let’s see:
I’m sure there’s an iDevice or MacBook Air (or both!) in the man-purse. If he had a fixie, he’d score perfectly on the hipstometer.

Sure, the outfit makes use of the right colors according to The Official Preppy Handbook (the ’80s satire that a lot of teenagers mistook for a style guide), but the padded shoulders — and are those padded arms? — have got to go. I’d rather wear the “used car salesman” jacket in the background. I’m fine with men in skirts, but the skirt above looks too damn narrow.