The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Once you come up with your band name, post it in the comments! Better still, if you tell me your credit card’s expiry date, I’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii!

Thanks to Peach Flambee for the find!

It’s either a new conditioner, or Han’s been adding a raw egg to Chewie’s Wookiee Chow.

This came from a number with the area code 847, which covers Chicago’s northern suburbs. I’ve since been spending an inordinate amount of time trying to ratiocinate a situation that would lead to the message “Hey boats return your hazmat”. I’m assuming that by “hazmat”, the sender means hazardous materials suit.

I don’t know if it’s what he’s daydreaming about, but it’s what I’m daydreaming about. You can find more like this on a Tumblr titled Mr. T’s Daydreams.

Thanks to Karen Geier for the find!

Unfortunately, this t-shirt doesn’t exist…yet!

That doesn’t mean that there aren’t any metal-inspired Star Wars t-shirts. Check out these shirts featuring characters’ names done as thrash and death metal band logos, available at the MetalSucks store:

Thanks to the award-winning Brett Savory for the find!