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The One True T-Shirt

sexy accordion t-shirt

The “I hate being sexy but I place the accordion so I can’t help it” T-shirt is simply the best and most truthful T-shirt ever. It’s yours for US$22.99 at I Love Apparel.

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Rich man, poor men

rich man poor men

There’s only one person in this photo who actually has money.

Based on a photo I found via David Ellul; I made one with better typography.

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Florida of the day: Florida teen poses as doctor, opens office, and examines undercover agent

malachi love-robinson

definitely floridaMost “Florida Man” stories don’t feature someone with this much ambition: 18-year-old Malachi Love-Robinson of Palm Beach, Florida was arrested for practicing medicine without a license — convincingly enough to somehow hang his shingle in a medical office building and see patients. I assembled the video below from a number of reports filed by the news crew at KTLA 5, a local news show:

His Facebook page doesn’t exist anymore, but here’s a screen capture. As you can see, Love-Robinson went by “Dr. Love” on the page, which would be my runner-up choice if I had to use a fake doctor name. “Dr. Feelgood” is still my first choice:

dr malachi a love facebook page

While Love-Robinson should face the consequences for his actions, I think that simply locking him away would be a waste of some serious potential. It’s a rare 18-year-old who not only has the ambition to become a fake doctor (in both the sense of not having credentials and training, and also because I think naturopathy isn’t backed by any real science) but the skill and wit to somehow secure an office and start a practice. This isn’t a case of some hick sport-humping a manatee or a goofball thinking that throwing an alligator through a drive-through window would be a funny prank, but someone who exemplifies the sort of unorthodox thinking that leads to success that I talked about in my Ignite presentation on Florida Man. What he needs some kind of mentor to take that chutzpah and wherewithal and point them in a more productive direction.

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This guy knows what he likes

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Click the photo to see it at full size.

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This is what irony deficiency looks like

this is a family - this is not a family

You’re right, miss: that’s two families.

I don’t know where these two people live, but they’re at an anti gay marriage gathering in Italy (and the wrong side of history), whose past anti-miscegenation laws are unfamiliar to me. I am familiar with the U.S.’ laws, and a mere 50 years ago, it would’ve been illegal for them to marry. And even though the case of Loving v. Virginia struck down anti-miscegenation laws across the country in 1967, it took until 2000 for a certain very benighted backwater — I’m lookin’ at you, Alabama — to make black/white marriage legal. Even today, there are still some abhorrent people who’d find their pairing abhorrent.

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“We’re on a mission from Picard.”

tng blues brothers

…and they’re 106 light years from Risa.

Thanks to Peach Flambee for the find!

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What the promos for Kanye’s new album remind me of

When I saw this…

life of pablo

…I immediately thought of these:

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