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I, For One, Welcome Our New Investment Overlords.

As you may or may not know, I work at Tucows.

I’m not one of those employees who watches the company’s stock price on

a daily basis, but I couldn’t ignore today’s buzz. Here are a couple of

screen captures from the Yahoo! Finance site that I took this afternoon:

Chart: Detailed info of Tucows stock price for January 4, 2005.

Graph: Tucows stock price fluctuations on January 4, 2005.

I will neither confirm nor deny any rumours that our CEO, Doctah Madd

Money Billz (formerly known as Elliot Noss), locked himself in his

office, put a pimp hat and did a “bling bling” dance to some Ol’ Dirty

Bastard CDs.

Photo: Homeboy shows off his bling bling.

El to the liot, N to the izzoss! Artist’s rendition of our CEO (may not appear exactly as shown).

Although I have much fewer stock options than Elliot, it’s the deluxe car wash for this boy from now on!

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Um…Yes…Where Was I?

I’ve been busy, but my regular blogging resumes now.

After Dad gave us a scare by first landing in the hospital with a lung infection and then checking out of the hospital only to have to be rushed back in a few hours later,

he’s doing fine. He’s been well enough to do all the usual Christmas

things including going to Christmas mass, visiting my sister’s house on

Christmas morning to see his grandkids open their presents and hold

court at Christmas dinner. Once again, thank you all for you prayers

and good thoughts.

Wendy, upon hearing that

Dad was very badly ill, managed to fly in a week earlier than she had

intended to. As a result, this visit marked the longest consecutive

number of days we’ve been together — a whopping sixteen! It may seem a

little odd that I’m marrying someone with whom I’ve spent more time

apart than together, but if you know us personally, you know how well

matched we are. Besides, proximity doesn’t guarantee a good

relationship — I’ve had one or two perfectly rotten girlfriends who’ve

lived a few blocks away. I’ll be extremely happy once Wendy’s here full-time.

If you know me personally, you’d probably think that I’d fit as well in a wedding registry department as Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert (to borrow a line from the Bloodhound Gang). However, I spent the holdiays registering at not one, but two places: The Hudson Bay Company (a Canadian department store chain) and William Ashley

(a Canadian foo-foo place where you’re supposed to register for china

patterns). The Bay had a little plastic wheel calculator that tells you

the dollar value of the wedding gifts you should receive given then

number of guests; apparently Wendy and I should expect the equivalent

of a reasonably-equipped BMW 3-series.

Ashley gives any couple who registers there a set of champagne flutes

and a handful of chocolate truffles filled with champagne truffle

cream. I never truly understood the motivation behind Jennifer Aniston’s character, “Rachel” in the first episode of Friends (she called off her marriage after she realized that she was more in love with the wedding gifts than her fiance) until now.

Another way I’ve been keeping busy was with the PlayStation 2

that Wendy bought me for Christmas. Videogame consoles are often a

point of contention for couples, typically with the cooler half being

into gaming and the lamer half into lame-o stuff like (you have to

imagine me making “finger quotes” and speaking a deep, saracstic tone)

“snuggling” and “talking about the relationship” (I kid, I kid). I

decided to take the high road and get some games that Wendy would like.

As a result, she’s now into the completly awesome and quirky Katamari Damacy. I tried to get into her into the “realistic” world of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,

but while I was marvelling at the fact that I could beat up crack

dealers, club cops with their own truncheons and soften up rival gang

members by running over them with a stolen ambulance and then finish them off with the

submachine gun, she was wowed by the fact the she got the character to

buy some pop from a machine in the game. If any of you can suggest some

games along the lines of Katamari Damacy that both Wendy and I would enjoy, please let me know in the comments.

(Maybe I can get her hooked on No One Can Stop Mr. Domino if I can dig up a copy…)

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R.I.P., Lennie

The guy who wrote the book on opening sequences in Law and Order passed away yesterday.

Photo: Jerry Orbach.

Only Jerry could put Baby in the corner.

Here’s the ABC News story, here’s Gothamist’s coverage with plenty of links and here are some Lennie Briscoe snappy remarks.

Photo: Desk-top nameplate reading 'Det. Leonard W. Briscoe.

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The Names of Those 50 Movies

Last week, I posted a picture with 50 stills from 50 movies and asked if you could name them. The person who made this image has posted the solutions — click here to see the “50 movies” picture with their names.

I managed to identify only three movies. How’d you do?

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Shout-Out to Mah East Coast Homiez

(Pardon the street argot — I’ve been playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on the PlayStation 2 that Wendy got me for Christmas.)

My thanks to the Halifax Herald for listing this blog as one of the notable Canadian ones. I’d also like to send a shout-out to my co-worker Bessy Nikolaou for telling me about it.

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Rob MacDougall on Carlson and Coulter on Canada

Rob MacDougall is a friend of mine from Crazy Go Nuts University. We worked together for years on Crazy Go Nuts University’s intentionally funny newspaper, Golden Words. He now has a Ph.D. in History from Harvard and is a post-doc research fellow at the American Academy of Arts and Sciences.

(There are some starange parallels here: Rob’s at Harvard, where Wendy

works, and he’s married to an American Jewish girl, as I will be come

September. I met Wendy at a party I gate-crashed at Norton’s Woods in

the American Academy of Arts and Sciences.)

You may have heard of Tucker Carlson, whom Jon Stewart correctly identified as a dick on Crossfire not so long ago. You may have also heard of Ann Coulter, foaming-at-the-mouth neocon pinup attack dog and poster child for bipolar personality disorder.

They recently had a field day with President Bush’s recent visit to

Canada, going on with lines like “better hope the United States doesn’t

roll over one night and crush

them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent”

[Coulter] and “Without the U.S., Canada is essentially Honduras, but

colder and much

less interesting  The average Canadian is busy dogsledding.” [Carlson]

Apparently, for Coulter and Carlson, high school hasn’t quite ended.

What they’re doing, is the equivalent of the jocks harassing the chess

club with “hey, faggot” or “hey, [insert your favourite racist epithet

here]” taunts. Someone should remind them that those tables often turn

once high school is over and university and the real world beckon.

Donna Wentworth of the EFF by way of Wendy pointed me to this video of the Carlson and Coulter having their “Blame Canada” fest. I’d comment, but Rob has done a much better job already.

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Can You Name the 9 Canadian Supreme Court Judges?

As with the US justices, I could name two-thirds of the judges in my country’s Supreme Court:

Photo: Canadian Supreme Court Judges as of December 2004.

Stumped? Their names are listed here.

(For those who keep tabs on this sort of thing: 4 of our 9 Supreme

Court judges are women. The Americans have 9 justices, but only 2 are

women.)