The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Sam “Hollywood’s MP” Bulte’s greatest

contribution to the copyfight may be the phrase she coined at the January 11th all-candidates meeting in a

heat-of-the-moment outburst in response to being asked to take Michael Geist’s Copyright Pledge: “Pro-User Zealot”.

(Come to think of it, my greatest contribution may be having the presence of mind to capture the outburst on video and disseminate it. I can live with that.)

Should you want Ms. Bulte’s soon-to-be immortal words are in bumper-sticker form, wait no more — this CafePress site is selling them!

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They’re not yet purchasing zambonis in Hell, but they’re donning

windbreakers: One of Accordion City’s alt-weeklies, eye, is saying what I said after the last election — the best possible outcome might be a Conservative minority:

Our

fondest hope is that the Conservative momentum falls short of a

majority. A Harper minority may actually be the best possible result of

this election: with no right-wing allies in Parliament, the

Conservatives would be prevented from instituting the nightmarish

aspects of their agenda. Harper would be forced to work with Layton and

Gilles Duceppe (given that a Conservative coalition with the Liberals

is unthinkable) on more temperate shared goals such as parliamentary

and electoral reform, environmentalism and, perhaps, decentralization.

It’s not ideal, but it’s also not Armageddon.

Dan over at BlogTO is “throwing his weight” for the same result.

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Melanie McBride over at Chandrasutra writes about Tom Flanagan, who seems at first blush to be a Wal-Mart version of Karl Rove. Or perhaps he’s a Zellers next to Karl Rove’s Target. I’m sure there’s an apt metaphor somewhere.

She also touches on a very important topic: a lack of understanding

that we out here in the east have about western Canada (and probably

vice versa). What’s not helping is the prevailing attitude on either

side, each happy to maintain the worst possible viewpoint of the other.

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By the bye, I’m not the only Kickass Karaoke regular who’s out there fighting the good fight: I caught Mike D’Abramo (second face on the page, better known to Kickass regulars as “Mike D.” from Youthography (a youth-oriented marketing/communication firm run by fellow Kickass Karaoke regular Max Valiquette) talking on CP24

about their work in trying to get young people out there to vote. As

Mike says, you’re Canadian too, so make sure you have your say!

For the 2004 U.S. election, The Economist — one of my favourite magazines — gave a heavy hearted endorsement John Kerry in their editiorial, The Incompetent or the Incoherent?. For the 2006 Canadian elections, they endorse Stephen Harper and the Conservatives in an editorial titled Those Daring Canadians [you can read the article if you’re willing to sit through an advertisement], which is subtitled “And why they should vote Conservative this time”.

Here’s the meat of the article:

On the face of it, the sacking [of the Liberal Party] seems perverse, and ungrateful. The Liberals have given Canada a long period of stable politics,

enlightened social policy and economic growth, boosted lately by the

world’s growing appetite for Canada’s plentiful energy and natural

resources. Although the prime minister, Paul Martin, has had the top

job only since the end of 2003, he gave a stellar performance as

finance minister in the years before that, restoring order to public

finances the Tories had left in chaos. By comparison, his Conservative

challenger, Stephen Harper, is an unknown quantity, untested by

previous high office and until recently written off as a not especially

competent leader of the opposition. In short, barring a last-minute

reversion to type as they enter the polling stations, Canadians seem to

have decided to take a gamble. Gambling will be out of character. It

will also, on this occasion, be right.

The Liberals have done many good things over the past 12 years, but

have lately succumbed to the three familiar vices of a party that has

been too long in power. The first of these is sleaze. Mr Martin would

not be holding this unpopular mid-winter election at all but for the

unearthing of a decade-old financing scandal under which public money

intended to promote the federal cause in Quebec was diverted to the

Liberals and their cronies. The second is fractiousness. Mr Martin

became prime minister only after mounting a palace coup against his

predecessor, Jean Chrétien. Instead of uniting around the new leader,

the party thereupon coalesced around two sullen and unforgiving camps.

The last is directionlessness. However stellar his performance as a

finance minister, Mr Martin has failed as prime minister to convey a

sense of policy priorities to his demoralised civil servants or of

national purpose to Canadians at large.

The West’s Turn
The vices of prolonged incumbency might be enough to persuade voters in

almost any democracy that it was time for a change. But Canada has

another reason on top of this to welcome a Conservative victory. Over

recent years, many people in western Canada, where the Conservatives

are strongest, have come to believe that their part of the country does

not get a fair hearing in Ottawa, where national politics is

traditionally dominated by Ontario and Quebec, and the latter’s

constant talk of secession. Westerners ruefully note that since 1968

Canada has spent 36 years under prime ministers who come from Quebec,

or represent constituencies in Quebec, and a mere 15 months under prime

ministers from the west. As an adopted westerner, Mr Harper might

therefore be in a good position to inject new unity into a federation

under strain.