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The enbalming starts in five minutes

I’m quite surprised that I got a couple of email requests to comment on
the death of former president Ronald Wilson Reagan, as there are a
number of better qualified commenters from all parts of the political
spectrum, many of whom have already posted their thoughts. I suspect
that there are two reasons they think I might want to comment:

  • He was a supporter and admirer of President Ferdinand Marcos. Marcos’
    strong anti-communist stance was a good thing, but staving off
    communism by suspending the Philippine constitution and turning the
    country into a dictatorship is completely missing the point. When
    Corazon Aquino led the “People Power” revolution in 1986,
    he tried to get her to compromise with Marcos — not very likely, as he
    had ordered the assassination of her husband (who said “the commies did
    it”).

  • I saved his ass time and time again in the video game Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja, a martial arts/platform jumper game in which you must save “President Ronnie”:


    I fought through 7 levels of Ninja, defeated Karnov,
    saved your sorry ass and all I get is a burger?!

    Damn, this Reaganomics sucks.

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Same great blog, brand new URL!

The Farm — the blog I’m paid to write — has a
new, more sensible, URL:

http://farm.tucows.com

The original URL, http://dev.r.tucows.com
will always work, but at least this one’s a little easier to
remember.

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Carnival of the Canucks #20

Not only is it the first of June, it’s also time for another edition  of Carnival of the Canucks, a Canadian blogger-hosted festival of Canadian links!

This edition’s host is Jen at her blog, Circadian Shift. In it, she covers:

  • The upcoming federal elections in Canada
  • Food (including the battle between Krispy Kreme and Tim Horton’s)
  • Insights and helpful hints
  • and good ol’ Canada, including the fact that her Canada includes Accordion Guy (and Raging Kraut, too!). Thanks, Jen!
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If programming languages were fireworks…

Check out this entry in the blog I get paid to write, The Farm, for this photo of a “Python” brand firework (which got a high rating in this National Post review of fireworks). Be sure to read the entry and the comments to read the “if programming language X was a firework” jokes too.

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My Blog Includes Other People’s Comments Sections

There’s some spill-over debate going on in David Janes’ blog, Ranting and Roaring, in this article where he responds to my article about the election and others respond to that really popular article I wrote yesterday.

Read the article, then check out the comments.

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My Blogware Includes a Stats Package

One feature that puts Blogware far ahead of other blogging tools is its statistics package. If you have a Blogware-powered weblog, you can see more than just how many people are reading your weblog: you can also see how they’re reading it, in all kinds of ways.

The Stats area of Blogware is located in the Dashboard. To get to its main page, click on the Dashboard tab of the Navigation Bar, then click on the Web Stats item in the Dashboard tab’s menu:


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You’ll be taken to the Web Stats main page, which provides you with a quick overview of the number of pageviews your site has received.

Note the calendar on the left side of the page — all stats pages have this calendar, which lets you select the day for which you want statistics. It’s very handy for answering questions like “Hey, what caused that spike in my readership last Thursday?” 

The Stats main page gives you not only the total number of pageviews, you also get pageviews broken down into two categories:

  • HTML requests: These are pageviews from people viewing your weblog using HTML — in other words, using a browser.
  • XML requests: These are pageviews from people viewing your weblog using XML — typically, this is done using tools like newsreaders (a.k.a. “aggregators”).

You can see these statistics for the currently selected day and month.


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The Hourly Stats provide an hour-by-hour breakdown of pageviews for your weblog. This breakdown is further broken down into HTML and XML requests. Using these stats, you can find our what time of day most of your readers read your weblog:


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The Most Popular Articles page lists your entries, from most to least popular. For each entry, it lists:

  • Views: How many pageviews the entry got.
  • Title: The title of the entry. Clicking on the title takes you to the Edit page for that entry.
  • Author: Who wrote the entry (useful for weblogs that have multiple administrators and authors).
  • Type: Whether the entry is an article or photo.
  • Published: The date the entry was published.


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The Most Commented Articles page lists which articles got comments, from the most- to least-commented. For each entry, it lists:

  • Count: How many comments the entry received. Clicking on this number takes you to the Comments page for this entry.
  • Title: The title of the entry. Clicking on the title takes you to the Edit opage for that entry.
  • Author: Who wrote the entry (useful for weblogs that have multiple administrators and authors).


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You can see which of your weblog’s categories is most popular using the Most Popular Categories page, which lists your weblog’s categories from most- to least-read. For each category, it lists:

  • Views: The number of pageviews the category has received.
  • Category: The name of the category. Clicking on a category takes you to its page in the Article and Photo Manager, where you can see the list of all entries in that category.
  • Type: Indicates whether it is a category or photo album.


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Ever wondered which browsers your readers are using to view your weblog? The Browser Summary page can show you:


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How did people get to your weblog? You can find out using the Referer Stats page, which lists sites that have pointed at least one reader to your weblog, in order of most to least referrals (clicking on a referrer name takes you to its page):


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Whether you use the statistics to further refine your content to reach a target audience or to simply satisfy your own curiosity about your readership, you’ll find Blogware’s statistics pages to be very handy tools.

Feel free to ask any questions in the comments…

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Help out a blogger whose house burned down

Jay McCarthy, who writes the blog Makeoutcity, is Boston’s deepest blogger. He’s also Boston’s newest homeless blogger: lightning struck his family’s house and it burned to the ground early Sunday morning.

It is 7:08 AM on Sunday, May 23rd 2004. I am
sitting in my car behind my burning house. Just about two hours ago my
house was struck by lighting and I woke up to the sound of the fire
alarms. Although, at the time I did not know about the lighting.

As I waited in bed for the alarms to go off,
I thought about how annoying it is when this happens. For some reason
over the past few months they have turned on a few times, it never
really happened before so I wasn’t used to the deafening sound.

I heard my parents walking around and I
assumed that they were trying to turn them off. I wasn’t sure how this
was done so I didn’t think anything was amiss about it taking so long.

About 5 or 10 minutes later I started
smelling smoke and heard my dad looking in the attic outside my room.
It was now he started screaming, “The house is REALLY on fire. Get
anything you can and get out!” He said this as he walked down the
stairs and when he came back in after putting something outside.

I was a bit panicked and shaken but I grabbed
my backpack and threw my computers in it and put on some pants. I
should have probably put on the pants with my wallet in them, but for
some reason I didn’t. And I should have probably got a jacket as well
seeing as it is so cold now.

Everyone in his family escaped unharmed, but
right now, they only have what they were able to carry out of the house
and the clothes on their backs.

Although insurance will cover most of his
family’s costs, there will be a lot that it won’t cover. If you’ve got
a PayPal account and a little extra cash to spare, you might want to send some money using the PayPal donation site kindly set up by Boston blogger Lisa Williams.