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You’ve got to like a headline like that

“You’d think,” goes the breathless text in this PowerhouseProfts.net
testimonial, “You’d think with both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars well
under way and with the war on terrorism being more than two years old
that the share price of any bullet proof vest manufacturer would be
fully valued. Not so!”

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Is “The Farm” still ploughing?

The answer is: YES!

I’ve been busy with all sorts of work, but yes, The Farm is an ongoing concern.

(This entry’s title is brought to you by A. E. Housman.)

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“What else is there?”

In Dave Hegeman’s review of Richard Florida’s The Rise of the Creative
Class and How it’s Transforming Work, Leisure, Community and Everyday Life
(which I wrote about in this entry), he wrote this about the cities and enclaves that attract a mix of techies and “creatives”:

Welcome to the brave new world of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

Reading that part of the review, I was reminded of a character in an Encyclopedia Brown story who wished a curse on all the ships of the world after getting food poisoning from a submarine sandwich.

This got me thinking about a half-remembered exchange from Douglas Coupland’s novel, Microserfs. If you go to a geek’s house, you’re quite likely to find a copy of it
in one of their bookshelves (probably alongside copies of A Brief History of Time and Ender’s Game). The book is generally thought of by programmers as chillingly accurate; I remember reading it sometime during the first few weeks of my first job as a CD-ROM developer and thinking “I know these people! I’m reading about us!” I later found out that Coupland did some pretty intensive research into geek lives: he had Microsoft arrange for him to live and hang out with with six employees they had selected for six weeks.

I dug up my copy of Microserfs and found what I was looking for near the beginning of Chapter 2 (titled “Oop”). In the conversation, Dan, the book’s narrator (who is
painfully introspective in that way that Coupland narrators tend to be) is asked a big question his housemate, Todd, one of those coders whose life is either coding or furthering his studliness through working out, his Toyota Supra and one-night-stands. (A little more backgroud: Todd’s parents are the sort of religious fundamentalists who have an innate distrust in science and technology and constantly try to get him to leave the high-tech world and come back to the fold.)

In walks Karla, Dan’s new girlfriend, who gets the best lines in the book.


The Cablevision was out for some reason, and Todd was just lying there, flexing his arms on the floor in front of the snowy screen. He said to me, “There has to be more to existence than this. ‘Dominating as many broad areas of automated consumerism as possible’ — that doesn’t seem to cut it anymore.” Todd?

The speech was utterly unlike him — thinking about life beyond his triceps or his Supra. Maybe, like his parents, he has a deep-seated need to believe in something, anything. For now it’s his bod…I think.

He said, “What we do at Microsoft is just as repetitive and dreary as any other job, and the pay’s the same as any other job if you’re not in the stock loop, so what’s the deal…why do we get so into it? What’s the engine that pulls us through the repetition? Don’t you ever feel like a cog, Dan?…what — the term ‘cog’ is outdated — a cross-platform highly transportable binary object?

I said, “Well, Todd, work isn’t, and was never meant to be a person’s whole life.”

“Yeah, I know that, but aside from the geek badge-of-honor stuff about doing cool products first and shipping them on time and money, what else is there?

I thought about this. “So what is it you’re really asking me?”

“Where does morality enter our lives, Dan? How do we justify what we do to the rest humanity? Microsoft is no Bosnia.”

Religious upbringing.

Karla came into the room at this point. She turned off the TV set and looked at Todd square in the eyes and said, “Todd, you exist not only as a member of a family or a company or a country, but as a member of a species — you are human. You are part of humanity. Our species currently has major problems and we’re trying to dream our way out of these problems and we’re using computers to do it. The construction of hardware and software is where the species is investing its very survival, and this construction requires zones of peace, children born of peace and the absence of code-interfering distractions. We may not achieve trascendence through computation, but we will keep ourselves out of the gutter with them. What you perceive of as a vaccuum is an earthly paradise — the freedom to, quite literally, line
by line, prevent humanity from going nonlinear.”

She sat down on the couch, and there was rain drumming on the roof, and I realized that there weren’t enough lights on in the room and we were all quiet.

Karla said, “We all had good lives. None of us were ever victimized as far as I know. We have never wanted for anything, nor have we ever lusted for anything. Our parents are all together, except for Susan’s. We’ve been dealt good hands, but the real morality here, Todd, is whether these good hands are squandered on uncreative lives, or whether these hands are applied to continuing humanity’s dream.

The rain continued.

“It’s no coincidence that as a species we invented the middle classes. Without the middle classes, we couldn’t have had the special type of mindset that consistently spits out computational systems, and our species could never have made it to the next level, whatever that level’s going to be. Chances are the middle classes aren’t even part of the next level. But that’s neither here nor there. Whether you like it or not, Todd, you, me, Dan, Abe, Bug and Susan — we all of us the fabricators of the human dream’s next REM cycle. We are building the center from which all else will be held. Don’t  question it, Todd, and don’t dwell on it, but never ever let yourself forget it.”

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“User Friendly” on Gaming and Blogging

The current storyline of the webcomic User Friendly is rather relevant to me…


Oh, Sid, you speak as if there’s something wrong with “Look at me!” behaviour. I’ll bet you’re one of those damned introverts.

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Sitting in my “Drafts” folder

Here are a couple of items that I should post before they languish in my “Drafts” folder (along with a zillion other articles):

Welcome to the brave new world
of economic prosperity, technological progress, and alienation. The
coffee may be good and the music cool, but there is a spiritual and
relational emptiness at the core of these hip new neighbourhoods
which is bound to reveal itself in due time.

I disagree; one of the reasons
creatives tend to leave suburbia is because of “spiritual and
relational emptiness”. You can feel this emptiness in the architecture
of communal spaces of suburbia, whose highest priorities are the
extraction of money from “consumers” and the storage of cars.

Hegeman also states:

Whatever the reason, Christians
seem to be largely absent from the super-creative high-tech scene,
and without the salt and light that Christians have to offer, the
dot.com neighbourhoods have become a hip new Vanity Fair:
colourful, vibrant, prosperous, and, despite appearances to the
contrary . . . dead.

I would say “not so”:

  • Larry Wall is about as devout a
    Christian as they come. He’s also the inventor of the Perl programming
    language (a.k.a. “the duct tape of the internet); the ‘net wouldn’t have happened quite the same way without him.
  • Moby, who practically wrote the dot-com soundtrack, openly professes his faith.
  • …and during the downtime between coding sessions, we enjoyed Kevin Smith movies.

Of these three, Larry’s probably the most traditional,  but
each has managed to integrate their faith into the creative/high-tech
world. This world does have
its share of seekers, Christian and otherwise, who are looking for that
“something more” and who know that hipness is merely a byproduct, not a goal.

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Ashley and Turner Need Your Assistance

Ashley Bristowe, an
old friend of mine from Crazy Go Nuts University, whose wedding
to Chris “Turner”
Turner
,
my fellow DJ at Clark Hall Pub I attended with The Redhead in January, has
two requests for assistance. If you can help, drop me a line or leave a
note in the comments.


One: Planet Simpson

If you’ve ever read the late great Shift magazine or hit its site,
you’ve probably read a Chris Turner article — Chris was one of the
reasons you should’ve been reading Shift. He has a book coming out that
should be of interest to this weblog’s readers: Planet Simpson : How a Cartoon Masterpiece Documented an Era and Defined a Generation.

Ashley will be editing the book’s blog, where
there’ll be a “buy the book” button you can click to buy the book.
Chris would prefer to avoid the whole Amazon/Barnes and
Noble/Chapters-Indigo track and have the button link to an indie
bookseller in your area (for example, in western Canada it’ll be McNally Robinson).
 
She wants to know if there’s an independent American bookseller who sells book online. Anyone know of one?

Two: Accordion City Accomodations

Chris and Ashley are coming to Accordion City for a month and need a place to crash. Here’s what they’re hoping for, classified-ad style, in Chris’ own words:

Easy-going, trustworthy professional
couple plus gentle English Setter seek house or apartment in downtown
Toronto for the period of (roughly) July 15
to August 20. Willing to housesit, sublet, talk to plants and/or tend
gardens (plus monetary compensation — rent, that is — if necessary).
Willing also to steam-vac carpets and furniture if English Setter is of
any concern. Able to trade for one month’s stay in cozy Calgary home
w/in walking distance of Stampede grounds and/or weekend in Nakusp, BC,
at Strawberry Hill Lodge. References available upon request.


English setter? When did they get a dog?

If you can help, drop me a line or leave a comment.