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Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite: Together at Last!

One always-enjoyable part of a Microsoft conference is the comedy video

spoof that they show near the beginning of one of the major keynote

presentations. This year’s is no exception. From the 2005 Professional Developer’s Conference and by way of Robert McLaws’ FunWithCoding.Net blog, here’s this year’s video, a riff on Napoleon Dynamite, featuring John Heder reprising the title role [download location 1 / download location 2] — 14.2MB Windows Media]. This isn’t taken from the source video — this was shot from a seat at the conference.

Some stills, taken from Robert McLaws’ site:

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At Least It Proves That I’m Not Rigging Tucows Products in My Favour

As I mentioned earlier, we at Tucows whipped up the Blogrolling Hot 500 in response to a challenge by Jason “Weblogs, Inc.” Calacanis to create a “top 500 blogs” list to usurp the Technorati Top 100.

Graphic: Blogrolling Hot 500 button.

This blog, The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, does not appear in this list.

However, I do appear on another “top 500” list that was also cobbled together in response to the Calacanis challenge: Feedster’s Top 500

…in which I appear at number 334 with 1,094 links.

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I Need Your Digital Camera Opinions

Photo: Two pictures of the Nikon Coolpix SQ: one in the 'swiveled' position, one in the 'closed' position.

I like the form factor of my Nikon Coolpix SQ, but its sluggish

response time and the graphical “noise” it adds to images is beginning

to drive me bonkers. Since I have an upcoming wedding and plan to take

lots of photos of what’s supposed to be a major day in my life, I’m

giving some serious thought to purchasing a new camera and giving my

old one to my sister so she can always shoot pictures of the kids.

I’m still looking for a compact 3-or-more megapixel

mostly-point-and-shoot camera in the CDN$300 – $500 range that also shoots

movies with sound. It would be nice if the camera had a decent reaction

time. I might be willing to overlook a little compactness if it takes

standard AA batteries (I’d use rechargables, but it’s nice to be able

to buy fresh ones from the corner store in a pinch. I’d also like it if

it can shoot movies with sound.

I’ll be cruising a number of digital photography review sites as well as the Henry’s catalogue

to see what’s out there. If you have any suggestions that you’d like to

share with me and the rest of the web, please let me know in the

comments!

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By the Way…

You have donated to a relief organization for Hurricane Katrina, haven’t you?

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Patrick Stewart on "Extras"

Ricky Gervais, best know for his BBC television series The Office

(later duplicated by NBC) has a new (and very dry) comedy series called

Extras, in which he plays an actor struggling to land supporting and

background roles. To help, Gervais has lined up a special guest star

for each episode, each of whom plays a caricaturized version of

themselves in a manner reminiscent of The Larry Sanders Show. The

guests for the first season are:

  • Ben Stiller
  • Ross Kemp (brit TV celeb, I’m unfamiliar with him)
  • Kate Winslet
  • Les Dennis (brit TV celeb, I’m unfamiliar with him)
  • Sameul L. Jackson
  • Patrick Stewart

Here’s a samping: a scene in which Ricky’s character approaches

Patrick Stewart in his trailer asking him to use his clout to get

people to look at his script. Stewart deadpans beautifully in this

perfomance, which is pretty similar to the “Sexy Cakes” skit he

did years ago on Saturday Night Live. His closing line made me laugh

out loud.


Go take a look! [9.6MB, Widows Media Video].

Extras will start broadcasting in the U.S. on HBO on September 25th.

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On the Blogware Blog / Blog for Relief Day Tomorrow

On the Blogware blog: More links on Hurricane Katrina.

Also: Proposed by Hugh Hewitt and seconded by Glenn “Instapundit” Reynolds, “N.Z. Bear” from The Truth Laid Bear is calling for a Blog for Relief Day

for tomorrow, Thursday, September 1st. He’s asking bloggers to post an

article to encourage their readers to donate to charities to assist the

people who’ve been hit by the hurricane. This blog, along with the

Tucows blogs that I administer — The Farm, Blogware, IndieGameDev — will all participate.

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What’s Up at Tucows

I

thought I’d use an old “Tucows Games” graphic to introduce this entry,

which is, as you might have guessed, about my place of employment,

Tucows Inc.


Exercising Our Options

The announcement was made yesterday, but in case you hadn’t yet heard, I’ll repeat it here:

Tucows Inc. completes closing of over-allotment option

Tucows

Inc. (TSX: TC, AMEX: TCX) is pleased to announce that the

over-allotment option associated with its recent public offering has

been exercised in full, resulting in the issuance by Tucows of

2,889,250 shares of its common stock

at a price of U.S. $0.90 per share for aggregate gross proceeds of U.S.

$2,600,325. The offering was underwritten by a syndicate led by Desjardins Securities Inc., which included BMO Nesbitt Burns Inc., CIBC World Markets Inc. and Clarus Securities Inc.


Ruby Spoken Here

Photo: Ruby gemstone.

The Ruby programming language is getting a considerable amount of

attention in the programming world. It gets a lot of love from a number

of “geek rock stars” including:

  • Dave Thomas: No, not the founder of Wendy’s hamburger chain nor the comic actor, but the author of the must-have programming book The Pragmatic Programmer, the software world’s equivalent of David Allen’s Getting Things Done.
  • David Heinemeier Hansson: Creator of the Rails web application framework, the application that put Ruby in the spotlight.
  • 37 Signals: The web design/usability consulting company that created the simple and useful applications Basecamp, Backpack and Ta-Da List using Ruby and Rails.


  • why the lucky stiff: This guy, who actually goes by that name (at least when he publishes) is a hero of mine. He’s the creator of Why’s (Poignant) Guide to Ruby,

    which is a work in progress and the best candidate for the title of

    “Most whimsical-yet-useful programming book ever”. He’s probably Ruby’s

    greatest evangelist (and comic artist), promoting it in the blog RedHanded and probably the first person to do a presentation at the Free/Open Source Convention by rockin’ out.

    You’d never see Microsoft’s Visual Studio team or Sun’s Java team do

    this — at least not without turning it into a mostly-fluff

    Grammy-esque production. 

Now that you’ve met some of the cool people who work with Ruby,

let me point out one more: Tucows! As for seeing Ruby in action, as

implemented by us, you’re looking at it right now.

This blog is written and served out using our wholesale blogging tool, Blogware, is written in Ruby, as is our upcoming personal start page application, Start (written up here

under its codename, Skydasher). With a small development team and

schedule pressures like you wouldn’t believe, the developers behind

Blogware and Start chose Ruby because it helps you be more productive,

doesn’t require as much “scaffolding” as other languages and just

doesn’t get in your way.

I have to commend The Powers That Be here for actually trusting in the

developers to choose the language that they feel best for the job

rather than dictating it according to “what everyone else is using” or

following some manager’s dictum. I’m glad that I work at a place where

the culture is still willing to take some smart chances and follow Guy

Kawasaki’s advice: “Challenge the known and embrace the unknown”.


Yes, I’ve Heard

As part of a programming exercise to get myself more familiar with the

Ruby programming language, I have a little script that I constantly

refine that scours “the usual suspects” on the web for information

about Tucows. I also have a couple of investor- and biz-dev-type

friends who very kindly email me the latest “word on the street” about

this fine company.

So yes, I heard about the company that made the announcement that they

were going to buy us at nearly three times our current share price (my

response: “If it’s real, I have only two questions — How Much? and Give to it me!“). I am aware that Mark Cuban owns about 9% of us and a slightly larger fraction of one of our esteemed competition. I have heard all kinds of rumours.

However, I don’t know much else. I am privy to some of the

technological and product development plans, but I don’t get invited to

directors’ meetings. I can infer a lot based on the path our CEO takes

to his office — he’ll either zig-zag through the aisles and chat for a

little bit or make a beeline for his office (in line-of-sight of my

“office”) — but blogging that is probably a violation of his privacy,

common sense and my non-disclosure agreement.

My point: Sure, feel free to use this blog (as well as the other Tucows

blogs for which I write) as a data point in your investment research.

Disseminating information about the company falls under my job

description. However, it shouldn’t be your sole data point. I have no

special insight into the wheelings and dealings on the business side of

the operation, nor do I have any insight into Mark Cuban’s plans. I

most definitely do not get instant messages from him containing useful

investment tidbits…

Screen capture: Fictionalized IM with Mark Cuban.

Fictionalized IM chat between me and Mark Cuban. IT DID NOT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!