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I Wonder If the Back of the Packaging Says "Pick Two"

Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele, a photo of the “Sure / Safe / Easy” humane poultry killer. Its usage is depicted on the box:

Fisher's Human Poultry Killer.

I’m reminded of the “Head Crusher” character from The Kids in the Hall:

'Head Crisher' character from 'The Kids in the Hall'.

(P.S.: Someone please tell me they got the joke in the title of this entry…)

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Tucows is Looking for a Chief Blogger

Megaphone.

Job Title: Marketing Manager, Communications

If you look at the Tucows Jobs page for Toronto, you’ll notice that we have a number of job openings. If you’re a blogger, you might take note of the one titled Marketing Manager, Communications, which has the description “Establish Tucows as a thought leader in the Internet services industry/community”.

It seems pretty plain until you follow the link to the full job description for that position. The first items in the “Key Responsibilities” list is Chief Blogger.

In Case You Thought I Was Tucows’ Chief Blogger…

You might ask “Well, isn’t that what Joey is?”. I’ve been told that even some people within the company asked that exact question. The answer is “no”. I just happen to be the company’s highest-profile blogger. My job as Tech Evangelist certainly includes blogging, but it’s blogging primarily in the service of making sure that developers and techies out there know what services Tucows offers and how to best make use of them, and to act as a goodwill ambassador to the tech community. I sometimes do some non-technical blogging and podcasting on the company’s behalf, but that’s because I’ve got the blogging rep and the podcasting know-how.

The Tech Evangelist job keeps me busy as it is — much of what I write has to be backed up by actual working examples, which means that I’m not only writing, but also setting up services either manually or by writing code. The Chief Blogger — whomever he or she may be — will have to blog about the company from a “higher altitude” and write to a larger audience. He or she will have to address more than just the techies, but our customers, partners, investors, press and the public at large. That’s a much wider scope than mine.

This is an unusual position where blogging is going to be more than just a “nice-to-have”; it’s practically a requirement. If you’re looking to fill this position, you really should be an experienced blogger; in fact, you need to provide the URL of your blog with your cover letter. In the interview, you’ll be expected be able to demonstrate an understanding of the blogosphere and what works and doesn’t work in it.

Other Aspects of the Position

In addition to the blogging, the other responsibilities are:

  • Content Creator & Manager: Creation and management of all non-product web site content. You effectively “own” the information on the web site in terms of accuracy, compellingness, quality, integration with overall strategy, etc. Includes home page, all “about” areas, general service information, etc. Also responsible for corporate domain portfolio (managing all domains used for marketing and internal purposes).
  • Media Relations: React to requests by the media, deal with public relations issues, and assist in crisis management as they arise. Proactively look for media opportunities to highlight Tucows products and our position as thought leaders in the industry and on Internet matters in general. Includes preparing press releases.
  • Investor Relations: Oversee web content, press releases and other material related to earnings and investor relations issues. Manage the investor relations functions on the web site.
  • Event Organizer: Plan and coordinate Tucows’ presence at industry events and/or company-specific events. Look for speaking opportunities and manage speaking requests.

Whoever gets this job will report directly to Ken Schafer, the VP of Marketing (and my boss). We’re not big on micromanagement here; you’ll be given wide latitude to determine how you want to go about your job as long as you meet the goals. This is not a job for people who are content to take orders and then meet the minimum requirement; it’s for someone who given a set of goals will take the initiative and formulate their own action plan.

If you’d like to know more about the responsibilities and requirements for the position, go see the full job description.

Interested?

If this job sounds interesting to you, email your resume and cover letter to:

hrdept@tucows.com

and refer to

[Exe-2006-08-11-257] Marketing Manager, Communications

in the subject line.

If you’ve got any questions about this job, feel free to ask in the comments or email me.

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I Really Should Keep a Closer Eye on the Suit-y Stuff…

…otherwise, I’d have remembered that Tucows’ CEO Elliot Noss was doing a presentation today at the Red Chip Small-Cap Investor Conference, which takes place in New York City today and tomorrow. I did manage to catch the latter two-thirds of his presentaion (which was simulcast on the ‘net), in which he explained Tucows’ business and customer base as well as the challenges and opportunities in our industry.

For those of you with a little investing money burning a hole in their pockets, you might find this slide of interest:

Slide from Elliot Noss' presentation at the RedChip Small Cap Investor Conference in New York City, August 15, 2006.

Elliot’s a good presenter, and I’ve made a note to myself I should wrangle him to do a screencast of this presentation for posting in my work blog, Tucows Farm.

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He Failed the Saving Throw

Found this photo this morning under the title You might need to be a level six cleric to resurrect a ford focus.jpg. I added a caption to it and posted it below:

Two guys in Ren Faire outfits looking at their broken-down Ford Focus on a highway shoulder.

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Blogging for Dollars

For those of you who have Blogware-based blogs and are looking to make a little extra money with Google’s AdSense, I’ve written the first two articles in a series titled Blogging for Dollars.

You can find the articles at:

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Help Ross Ride for Kids With Cancer

Ross Rader in his 'Tour for Kids' jersey.

Former Boss Ross is riding for a good cause:

Last year, I wrote a blog post that looked an awful lot like this one.

The result?

With your collective help, we raised over $8500 for a great charity (www.tourforkids.com) that has the sole mission of brightening the lives of children with cancer.

Of course, I’m asking again this year, but this time, I need more help to put me over the top and beat the $10,000 goal that I’ve set for us.

In less than 24 hours, I will be undertaking a cycling journey of over 800km (roughly 500 miles) in support of the Cancer Camps for Children charity (http://www.tourforkids.com). This charity raises funds for an extraordinary organization that helps children with cancer, and their families, build confidence, courage and friendships by making it possible for them to attend summer camp.

How many kids can you afford to help send to camp this year?

If you’d like to make a donation, you can:

  • Make a credit card donation by clicking here
  • Make a PayPal donation by clicking the “Make a Donation” button below:
  • Send a cheque to Ross to:

    Tour for Kids

    c/o Ross Rader

    96 Mowat

    Toronto, Ontario, Canada

    M6K 3M1

  • Write “Ross Rader” on the back of a cheque and send it directly to Tour for Kids at:

    Tour For Kids

    5230 Dundas St.

    P.O. Box 40528

    Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada

    M9B 6K8

For more details, see Ross’ blog entry.

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Why the 21st Century is Making Us Miserable

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Sad Bear 1 by nedroid. Click to see the original.

Over at the site A Pointless Waste of Time, there’s a great essay by David Wong titled 7 Reasons Why the 21st Century is Making Us Miserable. Go read it, because I’ll talk about it later.

'Sad Bear 1' by nedroid.
Sad Bear 2 by nedroid. Click to see the original.

For those of you who want a quick roundup of those seven reasons, here they are:

  1. Not enough annoying strangers in our lives.
  2. Not enough annoying friends, either.
  3. Text = Bad communication.
  4. Text = Less communication.
  5. We’re not criticized enough.
  6. The outrage machine.
  7. We feel worthless because we’re actually worth less.

'Sad Bear 1' by nedroid.
Sad Bear 3 by nedroid. Click to see the original.

Go read the essay (’cause it’s a worthwhile read and I’ll talk about it later), and feel free to discuss in the comments.