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Audio Advent Calendar #6: "Backdoor Santa", by Clarence Carter

Audio Advent Calendar, December 6.

It is unfortunate that those of us who went to university in the late 80s and early 90s probably know Clarence Carter for that painfully cheesy number, Strokin’, a big hiot at every “meet market” dance club of that era.

Here’s a better one that still has all the dirty-dirty bump ‘n’ grind: Backdoor Santa. Yes, I’m snickering too.

Clarence Carter: Backdoor Santa (2.0 MB MP3)

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Audio Advent Calendar #5: "Six to Eight Black Men", by David Sedaris

Audio Advent Calendar, December 5.

If you regularly read Robert Scoble’s blog, you’ve probably seen his entry on the traditions surrounding the Dutch version of Santa Claus, Sinterklaas. Here’s a treat for him (and you) — David Sedaris explaining the Sinterklaas tradition, in a spoken-word piece titled Six to Eight Black Men.

David Sedaris: Six to Eight Black Men (7.2 MB MP3)

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Today on "Blogware Mechanic"

The Blogware Mechanic: Tips and Tricks You Won't Find in the Manual

Today on Blogware Mechanic, my ongoing series on Blogware customization in the Tucows Blog, I’ve posted Part 2 of my articles on basic Blogware customization: editing the layout of components in your blog’s sidebars, header and footer.

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Throw in Kirk Cameron or Tina Yothers, and You Have the Perfect Storm

People actually attend this musical? And pay money?

Marquee on El Portal theatre: 'Sally Struthers and Adrian Zmed in NUNCRACKERS'.

(For those of you who are going “Adrian who?“: he was the young sidekick in T.J. Hooker.)

I can only come to this conclusion: Musical theatre must be destroyed. Who’s with me?

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BenQ’s Tasteless MP3 Player Promo

Update: Hey, BenQ’s yanked the site! Serves me right for not blogging it this weekend.

Here’s something that they fail to mention in university: cultural insensitivity isn’t the sole domain of mighty whitey. Check out the promo site that Taiwanese electronic manufacturer BenQ set up for their MusiQ MP3 player:

Small version of screenshot of BenQ's site for their MusiQ MP3 player.
“What, too soon?” Screenshot of BenQ’s site for the MusiQ. Click to see it at full size.

The text translates as “Even if the world is destroyed to dust, I still believe in music.” That’s just silly.

The real problem is the background image. It’s been darkened and they’ve photoshopped some spotlights in, but that’s unmistakably the rubble of the World Trade Center in the background.

That’s about as appropriate as these ad concepts I whipped up…

BenQ MusiQ ad parody: 'Tienanmen Square sucked, but your music player doesn't have to!'

BenQ MusiQ ad parody: 'They will take my MusiQ when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.'

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Two Groups, One Definition

Social justice,” writes my sometime blog sparring partner Kathy “Relapsed Catholic” Shaidle, ” is the endless concoction by incompetent people of unworkable solutions to imaginary problems.”

It’s also an apt description for the people currently behind U.S. policy, foreign and domestic…

'At Home with Nate the Neocon', by Reuben Bolling
Click to see the comic on its GoComics page.

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Catmas Advent Calendar

Over at Catmas.com, I’m posting a cat picture every day from now until Christmas. Enjoy!

Astro cat will play for you the symphony of space!