Categories
Uncategorized

The Filipino COVID-19 survival kit

In case you were wondering:

  • The red thing in the center column, bottom row is a tabo. To borrow a line from Hasan Minhaj, who used the same phrase to describe a similar item called a lota, it’s “the manual transmission of bidets.”
  • The stuff in the lower right corner is White Flower oil, which I would describe as “China’s answer to Vicks Vaporub.”
Categories
Uncategorized

Working my way through today’s checklist

Tap the photo to see it at full size.

It’s Monday, and I’m pushing ahead at full speed on the screened-in front porch office as I work my way through my to-do list. I do have an online checklist, but it’s not as satisfying to look at the version on my whiteboard.

I’m continuing to work on revising the book I co-wrote, iOS Apprentice, 8th Edition. I’ve got until the end of the week.

As you can see, I’ve obscured most of my checklist except for two items:

  • Posting a “Thank you, Lilypad and Fintech!” article on my tech blog Global Nerdy. It’s an overdue expression of gratitude to my former employer, Lilypad, and its parent company, Fintech.
  • Promoting Virtual Ignite Tampa Bay. Ignite Tampa Bay’s in-person event may be cancelled thanks to COVID-19, but theres no reason it can’t be done online. Join us as we present the best of Ignite Tampa Bay over the years, which includes this gem from Ignite Tampa Bay 2015:

Categories
Uncategorized

It may be 2020, but we’re living in a 1975 movie

Categories
Uncategorized

If I had to choose a quarantine house with 4 PragerU presenters…

…I’d try to go with the least worst of this motley rabble of reprehensible gasbags. Maybe house number 2, especially since Jordan “Get your life together, bucko!” / “alt-right Dr. Phil” Peterson will still be recovering from that medically induced coma from that Russian clinic that he went to because of his addiction to benzos, and will be silent (this is man who needs to follow his own Rules for Life, or perhaps a better-written version thereof). Also because I’m pretty sure I could intimidate a limp fish like Charlie Kirk with an askew glance.

If you were forced to, which of these houses of right-wing grifters would you live with?

Need to know more about PragerU?

Thanks to Sleeping Giants for the find!

Categories
Uncategorized

It’s also how you make friends while self-isolating

Tap the comic to see it at full size.

Categories
Uncategorized

“American Chopper” meets Facebook quarantine games

Categories
Uncategorized

Quick and dirty dinner — Wednesday, April 8th, 2020

Cod

Tap the photo to see it at full size.

Pan-fried in ghee until flaky and seasoned with salt, pepper, and Jamaican style curry powder.

Plantains

Tap the photo to see it at full size.

Pan-fried in butter and hazelnut oil and seasoned with pumpkin pie spice.

From the pantry: saag and peas

We had a couple of cans of vegetables in our pantry that were a little past their “best before” date: saag (curried mustard greens) and sweet peas. I mixed them together, seasoned them with hot red pepper, turmeric, and lemon grass, and then heated them in the microwave.

The result

Tap the photo to see it at full size.