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Audio Advent Calendar #15: "Get Behind Me Santa" by Shi-Sho

Audio Advent Calendar, December 15.

There’s something not quite right about Santa Claus — he seems a little bit creepy what with the invitations to sit on his lap and his constant monitoring of children, and Shi-Sho sing about it in this track titled Get Behind Me Santa.

Shi Sho – Get Behind Me Santa (3.1 MB MP3)

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In the News

Sassafraz, the Day After

Sassafraz, the day after the fire (photo by Marc Lostracco).

Torontoist has posted Marc Lostracco’s photos of Sassafraz, the day after the fire, and you can find more photos on Flickr.

(For more on Sassafraz, see today’s earlier entry titled Sassafraz and Schadenfreude.)

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"Texas Monthly’s" January 2007 Cover

Texas Monthly, “The National Magazine of Texas”, runs its annual “Bum Steers Awards” every January. This coming January, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney gets a place both in the awards and on the cover:

January 2007 cover of 'Texas Monthly': 'If you don't buy this magazine, Dick Cheney will shoot you in the face'.

The fine print on the cover reads:

* Yes, this is a photo illustration. If we don’t say so, Dick Cheney will shoot us in the face.

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In the News It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Sassafraz and Schadenfreude

Sassafraz

Firefighters in cherry pickers dousing the flames on the roof of Sassafraz
Photo by David Topping. Click to see the original on its page.

For those of you not familiar with Accordion City, Sassafraz was a restaurant in the tony boutique area of town known as Yorkville. The place had a reputation for so-so food at ridiculous prices (I’ve had brunch and lunch there, and yeah, you can get much better for the money), but that’s not why one went there. It was a big celebrity hangout. Whenever a big movie star was in town on a movie shoot or publicity tour — and that’s fairly often — they often ended up at Sassafraz.

I use the past tense because Sassafraz burned down yesterday afternoon in a five-alarm fire that brought over 40 fire vehicles and called for 135 firefighters. Here are some major news outlet stories on the fire:

And here’s what the online locals have had to say:

My Cousin Works There

My cousin, Malou, is in the restaurant business. She worked in Manila for years, then in New York, and as of March, she’s been working here in Accordion City — at Sassafraz. Naturally, the first thing I did was to call her mobile phone and see if she was all right.

“C’mon,” I said to no one in particular while the phone rang, “pick up…”

“Hello?”

“Hey, Malou, it’s Joey — just checking to see if you’re all right.”

“All right? Oh yeah — the restaurant. It’s okay, I took a sick day today.”

“That’s got to be the best timing ever,” I said, “I’ve already told Mom that Sassafraz is on fire, so expect a call from her any time now. And hey, if you need anything, you know that you can call any one of us.” (The closest immediate family she’s got is in California; the rest are in Manila.) “I’ll see you at the Christmas party if not sooner.”

Whew.

Schadenfreude

I find it disappointing — but not surprising — at the various online comments expressing near-glee at the news that Sassafraz burned down (one commenter on BlogTO was hoping that the Drake Hotel was next). While I believe that celebrities are generally over-worshipped and overrated, I don’t see see much reason to jump for joy at the loss of a local business, especially one that played a key part in the Toronto International Film Festival, which in turn feeds one of the city’s most high-profile industries, the film industry. Consider also the people who worked at Sassafraz. Thankfully, none of them were injured, but consider that they’re now without a source of income, and we’re deep into the holiday season.

If local indie-hipster hangout 56 Kensington (a charming hole-in-the-wall in the city’s most boho neighbourhood) had burned down, there’d have been a benefit concert with the Barcelona Pavilion as the headline act, and there would’ve been a general call among the local underemployed arts graderati to save an important cultural landmark.

In my opinion, there’s room and need for local institutions of all sorts in this city — from hipster dive bars to Zagat top-rated restos. The sooner we get our collective heads out of our collective asses and recognize that, the better this city will be.

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Audio Advent Calendar #14: "The Joys of Christmas" by Tom Robinson

Audio Advent Calendar, December 14.

Today’s Audio Advent Calendar goodie is a spoken word piece by British musician-turned BBC DJ Tom Robinson. It’s called The Joys of Christmas in which he talks about Christmas gifts for his kid and the accumulation of stuff.

Tom Robinson – The Joys of Christmas (6.8 MB MP3)

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Audio Advent Calendar #13: "Linus and Lucy" by Vince Guaraldi

Audio Advent Calendar, December 13.

Although Vince Guaraldi’s jazz pieces written for A Charlie Brown Christmas is now associated with Christmas (and recently, Starbucks), it was an artistic gamble at the time. Network execs were a bit iffy about airing a cartoon that:

  • Didn’t make use of a laugh track
  • Quoted a Bible verse
  • Used a jazz soundtrack by a then-unknown artist

But somehow, it worked, and A Charlie Brown Christmas is still considered to be one of the best-loved Christmas specials of all time. So here it is: Vince Guaraldi’s Linus and Lucy.

Vince Guaraldi Trio – Linus and Lucy (4.3 MB MP3)

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The Official Disturbing Japanese Christmas Image for 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, the Official Disturbing Japanese Christmas Image for 2006:


Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

In case you missed it last year, here’s 2005’s Official Disturbing Japanese Christmas Image.

In some ways, I’m glad they haven’t heard of Chanukah yet — consider the menorah/tentacle porn possibilities.