…isn’t too bad.
I decided that since I wanted the party to rage into the night, I would drink the official cocktail of wacky impresarios, vodka and Red Bull. Yes, yes, I’m aware of the warnings about mixing energy drinks and booze — a false sense of how drunk you really are, and so on — but if that’s the riskiest behaviour I engaged in all night, I’m not doing too badly. Whenever a guest asked if they could buy me a drink, my reply was the same: “Yes, please: Red Bull and vodka.”
At the end of the evening, I was presented the bill and warned with “I think you should look at it first before signing”. I got a little concerned until I saw the amount: $138.
“That’s it?” I thought, and signed.
It has just occurred to me that in my drunken, energized and relieved state, I failed to write in a tip.
This is pretty bad considering that they treated me like visiting royalty. I’m dropping by the Parkdale Drink later on today to present them with two double sawbucks for their trouble.













