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The Current Situation

Somali Tea Party

I see that couple of editorial cartoonists have connected the dots between the Tea Party crowd and Somalia:

Comic: "So you hate taxes and government? I've got just the vacation spot for you!" (Points to Somalia posters)

Comic: "Do you hate taxes? Hate government? Hate regulations? Love guns? It's better in Somalia!"

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

“Garfield Minus Garfield” Features the Accordion

Today’s Garfield Minus Garfield strip – a web comic strip featuring Garfield comics with the titular character Photoshopped out – explains why the cool kids play accordion:

Jon in "Garfield Minus Garfield": "The accordion is my life. You know why? Because I have soul!"

Thanks to Guillaume for the heads-up!

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Geek It Happened to Me Work

My Half-a-versary

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

Half a cake

That’s half-a-versary as in the celebration of something that took place half a year ago. It’s been half a year since I joined this organization:

Microsoft logo with the evil monkey from "Family Guy"

…and I have to tell you, it’s been quite good.

The two things I value most about my job as Developer Evangelist for The Empire are the freedom and the ability to make a splash. The only working situation where I’ve had even more freedom and control of my destiny was back in the late 1990s at a consultancy that was just me and one other guy, and I’ve never had the reach nor the opportunities that I now enjoy as a Sith Lord.

Darth Vader hot air balloon As a mobile worker, they cover my transportation costs too.

They’ve been pretty cool with my wacky ideas, from my re-appropriation of their image as “The Empire” to the stunt at Richard Stallman’s GNU auction at CUSEC to starting Coffee and Code, a weekly happening that most companies might dismiss as an attempt to loaf on company time.

I’ve been free to inject my offbeat, earthy sense of humour into my work, from celebrating InPrivate Browsing in Internet Explorer 8 to the time I made Bob Muglia – then a Senior VP, now President of the Server and Tools division — run away from me at a Los Angeles rooftop party when I serenaded him on accordion with a song about InPrivate Browsing, sung to the tune of Tina Turner’s Private Dancer:

I’m your private browser
A browser for po-orn
One-handed surfing for you…

And maybe, just maybe, I’ve either helped a software developer get some piece of information or consider using some Microsoft tool or technology. Maybe.

I’ve enjoyed my return to using Microsoft tools and tech, and there sure is plenty of that! It may take me another six months just to be able to say I’ve done a reasonable review of the stuff that I’m supposed to specialize in – the web and mobile spheres — and that’s just a piece of a much larger pie.

I relish the challenges of being an evangelist for The Empire. It’s easy to fling poop at Microsoft, and there are cases where the poop-flinging is warranted. It’s often harder to see that Microsoft is also behind some solid tech that drives our industry and is undergoing an interesting “sea change” in both its tech and its approach.

And most importantly, I enjoy the opportunities to make connections with people, both inside and outside Microsoft, from the students I met at CUSEC to developers I’ve met a various conferences and gatherings to my manager John Oxley and VP Mark Relph and especially with the Developer Evangelism team to which I belong, from:

  • Christian Beauclair (who, if we were the A-Team, would make an excellent Hannibal) to
  • Qixing Zheng (Face) to
  • John Bristowe (oh yeah, dude, you are soooo B.A. Baracus)

…I’m very honoured to be “Howling Mad Murdock” for this A-Team.

The A-Team

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The Current Situation

Chill, Nicolas!

"Motivational" poster featuring Nicolas Sarkozy standing on his toes beside his taller wife, Carla Bruni. "Insecurity: Dude, you're the president of France and your wife's smokin' hot. Really. It's OK."  Found via Reddit.

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The Current Situation

Ana Marie Cox: Why We Should Get Rid of the White House Press Corps

The founding editor of the what’s-up-inside-the-Beltway blog Wonkette makes the suggestion in The Washington Post:

white_house_press_corps Name a major political story broken by a White House correspondent. A thorough debunking of the Bush case for Iraqi WMD? McClatchy Newspapers’ State Department and national security correspondents. Bush’s abuse of signing statements? The Boston Globe’s legal affairs correspondent. Even Watergate came off The Washington Post’s Metro desk.

Here are some stories that reporters working the White House beat have produced in the past few months: Pocket squares are back! The president is popular in Europe. Vegetable garden! Joe Biden occasionally says things he probably regrets. Puppy!

It’s not that the reporters covering the president are bad at their jobs. Most are experienced journalists at the top of their game — and they’re wasted at the White House, where scoops are doled out, not uncovered. The day of a typical White House correspondent consists, literally, of waiting to be told things. Legitimate security concerns and a tightly scripted political world keep the presidential press corps physically corralled and informationally hostage.

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Life

Perspective

Newspaper quick interview: "What is something you wish you had, but can't have?" John Daniels, 29, Software Developer: "A large yacht." Claire Daniels, 28, Health Care: "Millions and millions of dollars." Jess Gaite, 18, Student: "I wish my parents were still alive."Found via Certified Bullshit Technician.

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Amusing Blogs of the Moment

Eye on Springfield features stills from seasons one through nine of The Simpsons, “when it was still funny”.

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Look at this Fucking Hipster features reader-submitted photos of…well, you know.

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Hey, skinny liberal arts major on the moped in the skinny yellow pants on Spadina just north of Queen on Friday around 6 p.m.: if Lee Dale’s picture of you came out all right, you’re so getting into this blog!