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The Best-Ever, Expletive-Laden Explanation of Ireland’s Financial Crisis

An Irish expat explains Ireland’s financial crisis in the best Irish style: with the most swearing you’ll ever see in a business news interview. (Warning: Swearing galore.)

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Last Day in Winnipeg

Winnipeg Coffee and Code

Winnipeg was the seventh of eight cities that I’m visiting on the TechDays cross-country conference tour (I’m visiting the next and final city, Calgary, next week). TechDays visits take up the better part of the week, with setup and speaker dinner on the Monday and the conference on Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday is usually reserved for a little get-together of my creation called “Coffee and Code”.

John Bristowe, Fred Harper and David Wesst work on their laptops at the Osborne Village Second Cup cafe.Microsoft tech evangelists John Bristowe and Frederic Harper work alongside Imaginet guy David “Wessty” Wesst at Winnipeg Coffee and Code.

When I was an independent software consultant (from 1998 to 2000), I found working at home all the time to be very isolating. While there’s a lot to be said for the freedom of working on one’s own hours and one’s own terms, the built-in human contact that comes from a traditional workplace is a benefit that you don’t appreciate until it’s gone. So I started working at a laptop-friendly café on Queen Street West called Tequila Bookworm, got the human contact I craved and even made some new friends (plus a friend with benefits, which even with all the ensuing drama was great fun).

When I got hired by Microsoft as a mobile worker, I thought I’d bring back some of that working-from-a-café experience and started holding coffee shop work events that I dubbed “Coffee and Code”. There wasn’t much to it: instead of working at my home office or a co-working space like the Hacklab (where I have a membership) or the Centre for Social Innovation, I’d work at a café. I would announce the location and invite people to join me, either to work alongside me for a couple of hours or just drop by for ten minutes to have some coffee and chat about Microsoft, programming tools, the state of the industry, the weather, whatever. Coffee and Code has been recognized as a Good Idea™ by both local management as well as the folks in “Corp” (Microsoft-speak for the big-shots at the headquarters in Redmond), and it’s helped me stay in touch with computer programmers, help answer their questions and even been a place where they could write software.

Yesterday’s Coffee and Code took place at the Second Cup in Winnipeg’s Osborne Village, which I’m told is the city’s “go-to” neighbourhood. It was decidedly a little slower than most of the Coffee and Code events we’ve had in other cities – typically they get at least a dozen attendees over the five hours – but we did have a couple of people drop by, and the relative quiet let us get some work done.

John Bristowe stares my my copper-coloured 17" Dell Precision M6500 laptop which sports a "Flirty, Dirty and Nerdy" sticker.John looks disapprovingly at my big-ass computer
with decidedly non-regulation decals.

Alycia’s and the King’s Head Pub

John Candy holding a plate of pierogiesThe late John Candy and his favourite food.

My coworker Rick Claus suggested that for our last dinner in Winnipeg, we should hit Alycia’s, a Ukrainian restaurant with a reputation for making the best pierogies. “John Candy used to divert his flights to Winnipeg just to have ‘em!” he said.

Alas, when the taxi dropped us off at Alycia’s, we found they’d closed early. The place had its lights on and the “OPEN” sign was hanging in the window, but when we got to the door, the door was locked and we saw that all the chairs had been put on the tables. The cab had already sped off, leaving Rick and I to trudge down the long suburban street in the prairie winter cold to find a warm place to call and wait for another cab to take us back downtown. Guess we’ll have to sample their pierogies on our next visit.

In an almost-filmic moment, a bus going in the opposite direction passed us. Its destination sign read MISERICORDIA in bright orange letters.

“Sounds like the name of a Tom Waits album,” I said. (It’s a hospital.)

We managed to find a convenience store and called a cab. It showed up about ten minutes later, and ten minutes after that, we were at the King’s Head Pub. Not long after that, we had beer and Brit-style pub grub:

Joey deVilla sits down to a meal at King's Head PubThe Accordion Guy in his native habitat.

We both had butter chicken for our mains and drank Fort Garry Dark, a nice local brew. Rick ordered curry chips for his appetizer. When I saw that they had scotch eggs, I had to have them for my starter.

Scotch eggs (also called “picnic eggs” and “snack eggs”) are underappreciated British cuisine. They’re hard-boiled eggs, wrapped in ground sausage, covered in bread crumbs and deep-fried. Here’s a close-up view of our food:

Fort Garry Dark Ale, scotch eggs, butter chicken and curry chipsThe breakfast of champions!

All in all, a pretty nice (if not exactly healthy) end to our Winnipeg trip!

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In Winnipeg All Week

joey coffee

I’m in Winnipeg all week to help run Microsoft Canada’s TechDays conference (the seventh in a series of eight, with the final conference taking place next week in Calgary) and to host a Coffee and Code. To see more of what I’ve been up to, check out the most recent entries on my tech blog, Global Nerdy.

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Anyone Need Some Used Wrestling Jello?

jello wrestling

There’s an ad running in today’s Craigslist Toronto that reads:

8×16 liter buckets of used wrestling jello. (western back alley of queen west/bathurs)

 

Had jello wrestling last night, don’t know what to do with all the jello the ladies wrestled in. Anyone want it? Its sitting behind the Bovine, you have until I figure out how to properly dispose of it to come and get it.

By “Bovine”, the author of the ad is referring to my old haunt, the charming rock and roll dive bar known as the Bovine Sex Club (which, oddly enough, has its own Wikipedia entry).

I’m not sure what you can do with jello that’s been used for wrestling, but in case that’s your sort of kink, it’s in the alley behind the location marked by the pushpin in the map below.

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Just So You Know…

"Nothing is written is stone", written in stone

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For Eatin’ and Writin’

eating utensil pen caps

I’m not sure how well they’d work in actual use, but given the number of people who eat lunch at their desks in offices, these caps for ballpoint pens seem like a pretty clever idea.

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Friday Morning Ritual

Biking Downtown

View from the eastbound bike lane at University Avenue and College street, with two cyclists ahead

With Accordion City’s rapid transit being quite prone to delay and the distance from my home in High Park to downtown being just over 7 km (about 4.5 miles), biking downtown is often just as quick as taking the subway. Biking has the added benefit of “free” exercise in addition to getting me from point A to point B, hence my tendency to get to the core via two wheels whenever possible and practical.

College Street is a good east/west thoroughfare for bikes. It’s mostly level, many parts of it have a dedicated bike lane, there’s lots to see and some good places to stop by if you have the time, and during the day, it doesn’t get as congested as some of the east/west streets further south.

I shot the photo above at the corner of College and University. The eastbound bike lane on this part of College at the time I took it – around 8:30 a.m. on a Friday – is usually quite full. I was at the head of a pack of bikes, with these two cyclists ahead of me and another half dozen or so clumped behind me. Most of the cyclists appeared to be students or people who worked in places with casual dress codes, although I saw a couple of guys in suits with their right pant legs strapped (so as not to get caught in the gears) and with executive-type leather laptop bags slung over their shoulders.

Greg Wilson’s Nerd Breakfast

A long booth at Fran's diner, with assorted Toronto nerds drinking coffee and conversing

The reason I was biking downtown was to attend Greg Wilson’s weekly nerd breakfast. I first met Greg via email when he was doing some editorial work for Dr. Dobb’s Journal (back when it was still available in dead-tree form) and asked me to write a couple of book reviews, then in person through DemoCamp and various activities he organized when he was one of University of Toronto’s best-loved computer science profs.

He’s since left academia and is working on his own, and that’s why he holds these weekly breakfasts. Escaping the Land of Cubicles and working on your own has many perquisites, but one of the big downsides is the isolation. Greg holds a Friday morning breakfast gathering at Fran’s near Yonge and College as a way of staying in touch with his peers, and it’s become a Friday morning ritual for local nerds both student and professional, indie and corporate.

If you’re a techie local to Accordion City and want to catch one of these breakfasts or become a regular, I’m sure Greg wouldn’t mind if you simply dropped by. We’re usually at the back of Fran’s on Fridays from 8:30 a.m. to 9:15-ish.