Author: Joey deVilla

I have seen the future, and it is closed for maintenance:

I took off from the conference for an hour to check out Fry’s Electronics. Here’s a snapshot of the integrated circuits aisle:

Got some lunch in the great (and sunny and warm) outdoors at the patio at Cabo Wabo – shrimp tacos, Corona and chips and salsa:

…and of course, Stripper Bar!

When you’re in Vegas and a Dean Martin impersonator, a Sammy Davis Jr. impersonator and a Frank Sinatra impersonator tap you on the shoulder and say “Hey, pally, wanna take that squeezebox onstage and do a number with us?”, the only answer is “Yes”.

The number we did? That’s Amore, of course!

As I wrote earlier, I’ve been waking up to see strange ceilings, what with my spending about half my time away from home since the beginning of the year, and it hasn’t stopped yet. Last Friday, I hopped a Porter flight to Boston to attend a BarCamp there; the full details about that event are posted on Global Nerdy.

After setting my stuff down at the Marriott in Cambridge, I quickly hopped on the T to meet with the BarCamp organizers for dinner. Luckily, my hotel was practically on top of Kendall Station, and my destination was only a few stops away: Downtown Crossing.

My final destination: Kingston Station, for a bite to eat with Jonathan and Stephanie from Grasshopper Group, along with Josh, Jay and some of the other BarCamp people. The food and drink were great.

And finally, as we were walking out, Carl from the band Authentic Counterfeit noticed my accordion and said hi. I asked if I could join the band in a quick jam; he said yes, and I hopped in to solo along with Sade’s Smooth Operator.

(I like to think I was operating rather smoothly that night.)

My bit done, I stepped out of the restaurant to be buttonholed by Justin, who books bands at Kingston Station. He asked if I played with any bands, and I had to tell him that I wasn’t from around there. Still, it was  flattering to be invited to come back and play.

I’m in Vegas for the MIX Conference until very late Thursday night (or possibly Friday morning – I may change my flight home). Expect the usual accordion and what-happens-in-Vegas-ends-up-on-this-blog sort of hijinks.

With me are my coworkers John Bristowe, Jaime Sorgente and Frederic Harper, none of whom have ever been to Vegas before. Fred’s a special case – this is only his second trip to the U.S. (his first one was to Seattle in February), and now he’s experiencing Extreme America, which must be doubly weird for a French Canadian. This should be interesting.

Even just five years ago, you might not have predicted that a computer programmer would have a movie made about him or that he and his software would be on the cover of MAD Magazine.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

No joke, this is an actual title of a presentation taking place today at the Enterprise Data World conference:

You’ve got to hand it to presenter Jim Goetsch: there’s no doubt as to what his session is all about.

Karen “DataChick” Lopez took a photo at the session and threw in a Ken doll for surreal good measure:

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.