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This is Why Mommy and Daddy Took Up Drinking

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Using a TV as a canvas has some interesting artistic possibilities, but I’m sure that’s of no concern to this kid’s parents. I have no idea what the white goop the kid used is, but if it’s water-soluble, there’s a chance the TV could be saved.

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The Batman Greeting Card That Missed the Point

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While amusing, whoever made this greeting card doesn’t know why Bruce Wayne became Batman in the first place. Allow me to summarize:

Remember when we this movie came out and we thought “Wow, this is the darkest a Batman movie will ever be?”.

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“Beer is Like Pouring Smiles on Your Brain”

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Photo by Danny Sullivan. Click to see the original.

Truer words were never posted on a sign outside a bar. In case you were wondering, this is Mutt Lynch’s (“Orange County’s dive bar”) in Newport Beach.

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Some Damned Fine “Archer” Cosplay

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Nicely done.

For reference…

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Lana Kane

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Sterling Archer

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Krieger’s Virtual Girlfriend

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Dr. Algernop Krieger

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Con[TRAP]tion Turns Ho-Hum Tunes Into Swag Tracks

contraptionJust be thankful this is an April Fool’s joke and not real: the fine folks at the electronic music/DJ school Dubspot are singing the praises of Con[TRAP]tion, a virtual studio plug-in that lets electronic musicians easily create tunes in the “trap” genre, which may quite possibly the only style of music more aggravating than dubstep.

The video above features Dubspot instructor Chris Petti walking through Contraption’s varied settings, which range from “Swag” to “Turnt Up” to “Maybach Music” (named after rapper Rick Ross’ music label) to the all-out “Damn son, where’d you get that?”. Marvel as he runs Madonna’s Into the Groove, Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance and other hits through Con[TRAP]tion, turning them into swag hits you can enjoy with your bros. I can almost smell the AXE body spray just listening to these tracks!

In case you’re not familiar with the trap genre, I’ve included the video below. It’s unsurprisingly titled Damn Son Where Did You Find This?

Found via Ray Trace.

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Easter Nightmare [Update]

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It’s not Zombie Jesus that you need to fear on Easter…

Update: Eagle-eyed reader “CC” pointed out in the comments that this was created by Michael Sowa.

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Happy Easter, Dalek Style!

Happy Easter, everyone! This year, I’m celebrating it Dalek style.

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