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Christmas imagery, part one

Some Christmas-themed photos, now that Christmas Eve’s three weeks away…

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Santa, I wanted an iPad Air, not a Mini!

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“My lucky sweater always brings in the ladies.”

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“I’ll have you know that all the bronies love my sweater!”

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Keepin’ it festive, even in the mosh pit.

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Every nurses’ station needs to do this.

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I am so making this my tree next year.

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In case you haven’t seen it yet: “The Hungry Games”, starring Cookie Monster as “Cookieness Evereat”

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This may be Sesame Street’s best parody since Spider-Monster the Musical and Mad Men: The Hungry Games: Catching Fur, with Cookie Monster playing the part of “Cookieness Evereat”. I saw the parody last week, but after seeing Catching Fire last night, it’s even better.

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“And may the cookies ever be in your flavour.”

They do a killer job referencing even the tiniest design elements from the movie.

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“Cookies?! Me volunteer!”

Cookie Monster is high-larious in a brunette wig, especially when he says “Being strong heroine of entire franchise hard work!”.

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“Pita”.

The only thing better would be to get Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence to perform this skit, complete with Cookie Monster’s lines, in a blue furry outfit. I’m sure an internet petition for this has already started.

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Ah, yes: the fog.

Here’s the video — enjoy!

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Yours Truly, hard at work

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It’s my first day on the job at Trainerbox! I’m the in the middle of leading a five-hour-long remote training session called “Intermediate .NET Programming with C#” (we’re on a 20-minute break as I type this) with 10 employees of a large American telco via Live Meeting. So far, so good!

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What letters to Santa look like these days

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I didn’t bother typing in the URL to see what it was. If any of you do, could you let us know in the comments?

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One of these destinations is not like the other

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If you miss the first three flights, you have to go on the last one.

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“Support My Friends” Saturday, part 3: Send Leah to Egypt for an archaeological dig with a leading Egyptologist!

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Once in a while, I like to use the reach of my blog to help out my friends, which I do in an occasional series called “Support My Friends” Saturday.

I seem to have a number of friends with a deep fascination with ancient Egypt. One of these friends is Leah, who’s taken this fascination and run with it, getting a B.A, in Historical Studies from The Richard Stockton College of New Jersey, and now doing grad work at the University of Toronto’s Department of Near and Middle Eastern Civilizations on Egyptology.

She’s just come across the opportunity of a lifetime: a chance to go and work on a “dig” at Mendes, Egypt (near the modern Egyptian town of el-Mansurah) with Donald Redford, one of the most renowned living Egyptologists. While there, she’ll share her experiences and finds (those she’s allowed to share, based on the dig’s rules) in photos and on a blog.

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Want to know more about Mendes? Click here.

The problem is money (isn’t it always?). To go on this dig, she needs $5000, which will cover:

  • $3500 for the “class fee” for going on the dig. This is a field school, so this covers instruction in archaeological techniques, housing, food, transportation within Egypt and educational weekend trips for the entire month.
  • $1200 for a round-trip flight from Toronto to Cairo.

She writes:

Getting archaeological dig skills is something of a catch-22. Many digs won’t take you as a team member unless you have field skills, but you can’t gain field skills without digging. This is where field schools come in. It is a fully-functional dig that doubles as on-the-job training — ideal for getting your foot in the archaeological door!

I chose this dig for many reasons. First and foremost, Dr. Donald Redford is one of my academic and personal heroes.  He’s an absolutely brilliant force of nature and the idea of getting to spend a month learning from him and working with him makes my head spin giddily. Secondly, Mendes (called Djedet by the ancient Egyptians) was the cultic center of the goddess Hatmehit, whose name means “The Foremost of the Fishes”. I am fascinated with fish symbolism and iconography and there are few sites in Egypt that are more relevant to my research interests.

It may seem obscure and odd, but understanding the importance of fish can go a long way toward understanding the ancient Egyptian relationship with life, death and the feminine aspects of the divine. I am extremely interested in fleshing out our understanding of the lives of women in Egyptian antiquity on their own terms, not just as wife of x and daughter of y. I hope to do this through scholarship pertaining to less overt symbols of femininity and the female divine.

Let’s give her a hand and help her get to the dig! Support her Kickstarter campaign.

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Manitoba Tory leader wishes Happy Holidays, even to “infidel atheists” who “celebrate nothing”

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Here’s a video featuring Brian Pallister, leader of the Manitoba Progressive Conservatives (surprise, surprise), giving what has got to be the most dickish holiday greeting of 2013. He wishes Christians a Merry Christmas, Jews a Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays to the “infidel atheists”, whom he hopes will still get together with their families, even if they’re “celebrating nothing”.

It’s crap like this that always bring this Gandhi quote to mind:

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

Pope-Francis-300x225Now if you think that I’m off base in my judgement of Mr. Pallister, allow me to refer to you Pope Francis:

“In ideologies there is not Jesus: in his tenderness, his love, his meekness. And ideologies are rigid, always. Of every sign: rigid. And when a Christian becomes a disciple of the ideology, he has lost the faith: he is no longer a disciple of Jesus, he is a disciple of this attitude of thought… For this reason Jesus said to them: ‘You have taken away the key of knowledge.’ The knowledge of Jesus is transformed into an ideological and also moralistic knowledge, because these close the door with many requirements. The faith becomes ideology and ideology frightens, ideology chases away the people, distances, distances the people and distances of the Church of the people. But it is a serious illness, this of ideological Christians. It is an illness, but it is not new, eh?”

Well said, Your Holiness.