Author: Joey deVilla

Image by @crylenol. Click to see the source.

Thanks to David Wolever for the find!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet my new favorite band: Mac Sabbath!

They’re a Black Sabbath parody band featuring evil mirror-universe versions of McDonald’s characters:

• “Ronald Osbourne” on vocals, as a gene-splice of Ronald McDonald and drugged-out Sabbath-era Ozzy Osbourne,
• a modified Mayor McCheese with tusks on guitar, taking Tony Iommi’s role,
• the Hamburglar on drums, filling in for legendary alcoholic rhythmatist Bill Ward, and
• my personal favourite, an evil version of Grimace, taking over for Geezer Butler on bass.

They don’t just dress up as McDonald’s characters; they also twist Sabbath’s tunes into odes to fast food. In their (presumably greasy) hands, Paranoid becomes Pair-a-Buns, and Iron Man becomes Frying Pan:

A sample of the lyrics:

Heavy longing for bed
Fry these cows until you’re fed
Throw out your raisin bran
Frying pan lives again

I’d love to hear their version of Supernaut — perhaps it’s called “Coffee’s hot”?

Enjoy your Saturday with Frying Pan…

And here’s Pair-a-Buns:

And yes, I brought my A-game while living there.

Click the photo to see the wrongness at full size.

I yanked this image from Tony Pierce’s Facebook account.

After you’ve had your chuckle from this image, go and read Cracked’s article, Why Pulling ‘The Interview’ Proves We’ve All Become Cowards.