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This is from 2018 — how did I miss this?
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“Maskie”
Me doing some fortnightly vegetable shopping at Bearss Groves.
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Apparently, “maskie” is a new term for “selfie in a mask,” and it’s a trending hashtag on Instagram.
Wondering what kind of mask I’m wearing? This article explains everything.
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Thanks to Jennifer “JJ” Johnston for the find!
Case in point: Corey Jurgensen, who’s often seen running about in her inflatable unicorn suit.
For nearly a month, Jurgensen has worn a 7-foot tall inflatable unicorn costume — white with rainbow hooves, tail and mane — and gone out into the streets to spread joy.
She walks. She runs. She prances. She dances. She pretends to graze on bushes and trees.
“People literally slow down as they drive by to take videos and pictures,” Jurgensen said. “I do it more for the adults than the kids. The adults are so stressed, worried about potentially losing their jobs and their kids being home. They need a laugh.”
I love this neighborhood.
Yes, Charo. I saved the best for last.
Johns Hopkins
If you want to get your hands clean enough to perform surgery, follow the steps in the Anatomical Surgical Hand Scrub video by Johns Hopkins Hospital’s Department of Hospital Epidemiology and Infection Control:
Gordon Ramsay
He should’ve given his hand-washing lesson as if he were delivering one of his famous dressings-down to an idiot sous-chef:
Alton Brown
Not only do I steal a lot of my public speaking and presentation tricks from Alton Brown, but I also follow his science-backed cooking and cleaning advice:
Maria Rosario Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza, a.k.a. “Charo”
If you’re at all familiar with 1970s television shows, you’ll recognize Charo, who’s still delightfully bonkers as ever. In this video, she’ll forever alter the way you pronounce “Mississippi” when counting out seconds passing, and teach you the “Cuchi cuchi” method of measuring time.
At this point, I feel that it’s necessary to remind people that beyond the broken English/deeply dippy persona, Charo is an accomplished guitarist who studied under Andres Segovia:
Thanks to Dare Obsanjo for the find!
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Propaganda for a 2020 war
If you think these are satire, you haven’t been watching the news lately…
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