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Cory’s notes of Bruce Sterling’s SXSW Rant-a-Thon

I really should take much greater pains to make sure I’m at South By

Southwest Interactive Festival next year. Once again, I missed Bruce Sterling’s usual

excellent keynote, followed by his equally excellent party. Cory took

notes, and here are some snippets:


My next book is a technothriller called Zenith Angle,

near future — it’s an sf novel, but not set in the future. Gibson’s

doing this too. It’s a trend among aging cyberpunks. It’s not cyberpunk, it’s not steampunk, it’s NOWpunk.

You’ve gotta be tired, weary and grey to set your sf in the present day.


This is a genius administration for inspiring angry rhetoric. It’s got

a nice, interesting consistency. I like Rumsfeld, I dig his poetry. Job

one in the Bush Admin is to get it spun: they’re an

info-war-centric outfit. If you get it spun, you don’t need to get it

done.

Controlling the message is more important to them than controlling the

underlying reality. It’s a blatant part of their ideology. Their global

climate change policy is in defiance of the laws of physics, it’s Lysenkoism. The Union of Concerned Scientists has a page documenting the Bushies’ Lysenkoism from climate change to on.


It’s popular to freak out over Indian offshoring, but that’s shortsighted. If you really want 1BB people to remain ignorant and

backward forever, why not embrace it at home? Were we more prosperous

during the century when the American South was backwards and ignorant?

Indians are opposed to this, too! There’s a spinning wheel on the

Indian flag — Ghandi’s wheel, with which he made his own clothes to

frustrate multinational English clothes corporations. Not only was he

relentlessly against offshoring, but in order to effect change, he spun

his own fibres. Always! He was always making his own clothes with his

own hands all the damn time: he made that simple cruddy loincloth with

his own hands.


The Spanish PM lost his job for bullshitting, for spinning the train attack as Basques when it was obviously Al Quaeda. In Spain

they’re tired of bullshit. They followed the PM to the poll and booed

him: Put down that ballot, you lying son of a bitch. They were sick of

the deceit. It wasn’t the war, it was the policy of spin and feeding

lies. It’s the dismal business.


Coming up: Martin Rees, a UK scientist thinks that the chances of our

civilization surviving the 21st century are 50-50. I’ve met him, he’s

got his facts straight.

I’m cheered up by that! 50-50! Those are great damned odds. This year

was the 50th anniversary of the Bikini Atoll test, since the

crust-busting bomb was invented, and we haven’t blown ourselves up.

We’re up to 50-50!


I watch sustainability — the 20th Century isn’t do-able. We need to

work on this. Austin’s a good city to watch people try to solve things.

Austin’s a happy place, and imperiled, but doing the right thing. I

take comfort in Havel’s statement about hope: “This isn’t a facile

expectation that things will turn out well, but the conviction that

what you’re doing makes sense no matter how things turn out.” And

that’s what Austin is up to.

Once again, Cory’s full notes are here.

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Pirates, Ninjas, Elves and Dwarves

[ via Boing Boing

] Tom “Plasticbag.org” Coates has come up with another two-axis

classification scheme for working types: the Pirate/Ninja axis, and the

Elf/Dwarf axis. The meat of his essay:

I have always considered the profound distinction between ninjas and

pirates to be an absolute one. One was either ninja or pirate – there

were no inbetweens. One personality type was skilled and proficient,

elegant and silent, contained and constrained, honourable and

spiritual. The other type loud and flamboyant, gregarious and

unrestrained, life-loving and vigorous, passionate and strong. I

thought all people must pledge their allegiance, or be categorised accordingly.

The other day at work, another binary pair was presented to me – a

co-worker who doesn’t declare people pirate or ninja, but instead elf

or dwarf. For him, humanity falls into doers and thinkers – elves being

elegant and timeless, conceptual and refined, abstract and beautiful

while dwarves are practical and structural, hard-working and

no-nonsense, down-to-earth smiths and makers. It’s a view of the world

that’s expounded a bit in Cryptonomicon.

Coates drew the two axes and plotted a number of big bloggers on them, resulting in this chart:

I wonder where I’d fall. Probably much closer to pirate, maybe straddling elf and dwarf. What do you think?

My mother’s family traces its ancestry back to Chinese pirate Limahong, so I guess I should declare my allegiance to the pirates. Besides, I think that hot tub parties are more a pirate thing than a ninja thing.

Very interesting reading. Perhaps I should contact Coates and offer to program the “where are you on this chart?” quiz.

Go read the article, and while you’re at it, read Scott “PvP” Kurtz’ “Pirate vs. Ninja” series of comic strips.

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Some fodder for tonight’s presentation on "The Corporation"

It’s news from two Saturdays ago, but still relevant: Kraft Bonuses: $10M Amid Layoffs.


I am mindful of the fact that a lot of things aren’t possible without

corporations. From the development of the railways that opened up the

continent, to the global communications infrastructure and computers

from which I make my livelihood, to life-saving drugs, corporations

make the things and provide the services that we need. It’s just that

like any other powerful entity with influence over our lives —

governments come to mind — we need to watch them like hawks.

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Accordion City goings-on

I updated the events listed in my Accordion City goings-on entry. Check it out.

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Carnival of the Canucks!

If it’s Tuesday, it must be Carnival of the Canucks, the weekly gathering of interesting links of Canadian blogs. This week’s host: Enter Stage Right.

Thanks to Steve from Enter Stage Right for doing a fine link-collecting job, and David “Ranting and Roaring” Janes for starting and organizing the Carnival!

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Chicks dig accordions

[ via Eldon Brown ] Here’s an excerpt from an interview with Gloria Estefan:

Music was her only refuge. It led to an invitation to sing at a wedding, where she would meet her future husband.

[NBC interviewer Matt] Lauer: “You said the first time you laid eyes on Emilio, he was wearing brown shorts and playing the accordion.”

Estefan: [Laughter] “Yes.”

Lauer: “Now, that is not usually the opening line of a romance novel, okay?”

Estefan: “And he was playing “Do the Hustle” on the accordion. Now that was sexy and brave.”

I tell you, chicks dig accordion players, especially if they break free of the shackles of polka.

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It Happened to Me

Heard at the convenience store yesterday

Two girls in Catholic school uniforms were purchasing a two-litre

bottle of ginger ale while I was buying beggies for salad at the

convenience store at Queen and John. From their conversation, they were apparently plotting some sort of clandestine alcoholic get-together.

I get the feeling that The Passion of the Christ is a popular meme

even with teens; one of them said to the other “Dude [yes, girls these

days call each other “Dude”], if my Mom finds out that I’ve got booze,

she’s gonna beat me like Jesus!”

Scourge, scourge, scourge. Maybe the movie should’ve been called The Bashin’ of the Christ.

Either that, or they should make Jesus a new character in X-Men 3. He can heal people, alter molecular structure and he’s got a much better healing factor than Wolverine!