Well, I can’t really see my house, but I can identify my block in this composite photo taken from the CN Tower:
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Well, I can’t really see my house, but I can identify my block in this composite photo taken from the CN Tower:
Click the photo to see a larger version.
If:
generation who worked at the original office at Bloor and Church
Streets)
…then
you might want to contact me. I have the videos, and they’re still just
as funny and disturbing as they were four years ago. I have never been
able to read about the Unified Markup Language without almost bursting into laughter ever since (an amazing thing, since UML is decidedly un-funny).
The videos are courtesy the greatest Roshambo player on Earth.
[This article was also posted to The Farm]
The latest generation of PowerBooks have an accelerometer whose
purpose
is park the hard drive’s heads in the case of sudden acceleration
(which typically happens when you drop it). Although this feature
isn’t
new to laptops — some IBM laptops had this feature prior to Apple’s
incorporation of it — it took some PowerBook hackers to really take
advantage of it.
Amit Singh over at Kernelthread.com has a pretty complete page
describing the accelerometer, which Apple calls the AMS, short for
“Apple Motion Sensor”. Even better, he’s been
able to tap into it and
write applications that use the AMS’ data!
The AMS
Visualizer is an app that uses OpenGL to render a 15″
PowerBook
hanging in space. The image in the window reflects the PowerBook’s
orientation: tilt the PowerBook to the left, and the image in the app
also tilts left; tip it back, and you’re treated to an underside view
onscreen.
Stable
Window
is an app that draws a window that stays level with respect to the
ground. If you tilt your Powerbook in one direction, the app tilts the
window an equal amount in the opposite direction.
Someone should bring an AMS-equipped PowerBook to the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot
and try this app out!
The Perturbed Desktop
is the aforementioned Stable Window taken to a silly extreme: it tilts
all the windows on your desktop based on a combination of factors
including the orientation of your PowerBook.
Matt Webb at Interconnected.org took the approach even further and wrote bumptunes.py, a
Python script that uses the accelerometer to control
iTunes.
This application lets you jump to the next track by tilting the
machine
backwards and to the previous track by tilting it forwards. Don’t like
the current song? Give your PowerBook a light whack and you’ll skip to
the next one.
(This is a wonderful embodiment of Joey’s Rule of the Percussive
Maintenance of Machinery: “Hitting it once is maintenance; hitting it
twice is abuse.”)
For no reason at all (well, perhaps it was inspired by his inviting me to open for his show next Friday), here’s a photo of Scott Watkins enjoying his favourite magazine at Tequila Bookworm, circa 1999:

Happy birthday to my sister Eileen!
This metaphilm essay puts forth an interesting premise:
In the film Fight Club, the real name of the protagonist (Ed Norton’s character) is never revealed. Many believe the reason behind this anonymity is to give “Jack” more of an everyman quality. Do not be deceived. “Jack” is really Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.
It’s true. Norton portrays the grown-up version of Calvin, while Brad Pitt plays his imaginary pal, Hobbes, reincarnated as Tyler Durden.
And Helena Bonham-Carter plays Marla, the grown-up version of Suzie Derkins:
Since November 10, 2001, when I started The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century, I:
That last number surprised me; if you asked me to estimate the
number of blog articles I’d published, I would have put it at around
2000 posts, not almost 4000.