Yesterday at the office, we celebrated a birthday with this “Hello Kitty” cake:
We ended up cutting it with a nice sharp metal knife, which meant that the cheap plastic cake cutter that came with it went unused. While clearing off the table in our kitchen, I noticed the warning on the packaging for the cake cutter, and I had to stop what I was doing to appreciate its beauty:
Sound it out, either in your head or say it out loud:
DO NOT REFRIGERATE WITH CAKE
AS IT WEAKENS THE STRENGTH OF THE CUTTER
That’s pretty much poetry. Or metal lyrics. Or a cryptic tattoo, t-shirt slogan or bumper sticker.