Santa as You’ve Never Seen Him Before

Santa faces off against the Easter Bunny in a 'Kumite'.

Oh, it’s on, Bunny. It’s. On.

It’s December, which means it’s time to start making regular visits to the “Santa, NO!” Tumblr, the home of regrettable Santa pictures. Some of these may not be safe for work or your mental health, but I can’t help it: I need to look into that Santa abyss!

Railroad tracks, with hand holding photo of Santa lying dead across railroad tracks.

Santa snitched.

Santa and a whole pile of bud

Here’s what the good boys and girls in Colorado and Washington State are getting this year.

Santa lying face down in the background; blood-covered woman holding shovel in the foreground.

“Don’t you judge me and put me on the naughty list,” huffed Becky as she battered Santa with the snow shovel she named “Vengeance”. “You don’t know my life!”

Santa wearing a filter mask and holding a drill, looking menacing

This is how young kids picture Santa when they’re made to sit on his lap at the mall.

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