If I Were the President…

If I were Barack Obama, I’d have shortened last night’s press conference to just this…

Barack Obama: Sorry it took so long to produce that birth certificate -- I was busy killing Osama Bin laden.

…and then I’d pimp-walk off the Podium, Bender style.

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