A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle

Hipsterington Bear
Photo by McDowell Crook.

Being 41 years of age, I am allowed to lose a couple of hipster points by not knowing what the rope is for. A little B&D kink, perhaps?

28 replies on “A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle”

Ya that’s a rape kit alright. Catcher in the rye says it all. The main character had dreams about catching children and hired a underage hooker.

So ya, rape kit for the mind impaired.

I’m with Andrew Louis: the rope is for hanging oneself once you finish using the rest of the lovely treats… And I want one!! So, if anyone knows where to get one, please let me know… =)

Have you never read The Lord of the Rings? You always need rope! If you don’t have it, you’re going to want it.

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