A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle

Hipsterington Bear
Photo by McDowell Crook.

Being 41 years of age, I am allowed to lose a couple of hipster points by not knowing what the rope is for. A little B&D kink, perhaps?

28 replies on “A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle”

Ya that’s a rape kit alright. Catcher in the rye says it all. The main character had dreams about catching children and hired a underage hooker.

So ya, rape kit for the mind impaired.

I’m with Andrew Louis: the rope is for hanging oneself once you finish using the rest of the lovely treats… And I want one!! So, if anyone knows where to get one, please let me know… =)

Have you never read The Lord of the Rings? You always need rope! If you don’t have it, you’re going to want it.

Judging by the rope and flashlight, I’m guessing ‘spelunking’ is considered trendy now.

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