Accordion, Instrument of the Gods In the News

Yeah, I heard the Air Force was looking for an accordionist…

…but in case you hadn’t, here’s the story.

I don’t meet the citizenship requirements nor the age requirements nor would I probably make the
weight or fitness requirements, but I’m a half-decent marksman and you
should see me kick ass on a flight simulator game.

In addition, I’m a pretty good entertainer, and you’ve got to admit that I look pretty sharp when sporting an accordion and a flight suit.

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