A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle

by Joey deVilla on February 5, 2009

Hipsterington Bear
Photo by McDowell Crook.

Being 41 years of age, I am allowed to lose a couple of hipster points by not knowing what the rope is for. A little B&D kink, perhaps?

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

Matt Holtom February 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Have no fear, the rope threw me for a loop too!

DaveP February 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Maybe the rope is for climbing out of the cave you needed the flashlight to find your way into to smoke the misc and drink the vodka.

Joseph Blough February 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm

I’m guessing that’s a rape kit.

Milan Davidovic February 5, 2009 at 9:02 pm

Hmmm… how long is the rope?

Andrew Louis February 6, 2009 at 2:16 am

Maybe my mind is being a bit morbid but isn’t it for putting an end to one’s sad existence?

Artyom February 6, 2009 at 7:49 am

Likely B&D:-))

Vladimir February 6, 2009 at 9:05 am

Get out from room through the window, when husband will come to his own wife (from you side she is your lover).

paul February 6, 2009 at 9:56 am

where can i get one of these???

Anne Onimos February 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

What, no Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Sandy Buttox February 6, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Ya that’s a rape kit alright. Catcher in the rye says it all. The main character had dreams about catching children and hired a underage hooker.

So ya, rape kit for the mind impaired.

Kiko February 10, 2009 at 10:06 pm

To Anne Onimos
thats what im saying its not “hipster” without the good old blue

Juan Manuel Rojas Cavaliere February 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Hello my friend.

im from argentina. i would like to know where to buy the bear!


Cybergrunt February 12, 2009 at 7:01 am

I’m pretty sure the rope is for ending it all once the rest of the contents are finished. Death is freedom and far better than any Orwellian-style existence.

Linda March 4, 2010 at 11:24 am


I would like to know where to buy the bear!


Juliana March 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm

I’m with Andrew Louis: the rope is for hanging oneself once you finish using the rest of the lovely treats… And I want one!! So, if anyone knows where to get one, please let me know… =)

Juan Don April 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm

(5) Misc….. um doobies?

A October 25, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Love IT!! Where can I buy this teddy??:)

Joseph September 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm

Have you never read The Lord of the Rings? You always need rope! If you don’t have it, you’re going to want it.

Odie March 13, 2012 at 12:01 am

Judging by the rope and flashlight, I’m guessing ‘spelunking’ is considered trendy now.

olga December 13, 2012 at 12:39 am

como puedo conseguir uno de esos?

Joey deVilla December 13, 2012 at 10:51 am

olga: No sé donde usted puede comprarlos.

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