A Teddy Bear for Your Hipster Lifestyle

by Joey deVilla on February 5, 2009

Hipsterington Bear
Photo by McDowell Crook.

Being 41 years of age, I am allowed to lose a couple of hipster points by not knowing what the rope is for. A little B&D kink, perhaps?

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{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Matt Holtom February 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Have no fear, the rope threw me for a loop too!

2 DaveP February 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Maybe the rope is for climbing out of the cave you needed the flashlight to find your way into to smoke the misc and drink the vodka.

3 Joseph Blough February 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm

I’m guessing that’s a rape kit.

4 Milan Davidovic February 5, 2009 at 9:02 pm

Hmmm… how long is the rope?

5 Andrew Louis February 6, 2009 at 2:16 am

Maybe my mind is being a bit morbid but isn’t it for putting an end to one’s sad existence?

6 Artyom February 6, 2009 at 7:49 am

Likely B&D:-))

7 Vladimir February 6, 2009 at 9:05 am

Get out from room through the window, when husband will come to his own wife (from you side she is your lover).

8 paul February 6, 2009 at 9:56 am

where can i get one of these???

9 Anne Onimos February 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

What, no Pabst Blue Ribbon?

10 Sandy Buttox February 6, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Ya that’s a rape kit alright. Catcher in the rye says it all. The main character had dreams about catching children and hired a underage hooker.

So ya, rape kit for the mind impaired.

11 Kiko February 10, 2009 at 10:06 pm

To Anne Onimos
thats what im saying its not “hipster” without the good old blue
:)

12 Juan Manuel Rojas Cavaliere February 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm

Hello my friend.

im from argentina. i would like to know where to buy the bear!

thanks!

13 Cybergrunt February 12, 2009 at 7:01 am

I’m pretty sure the rope is for ending it all once the rest of the contents are finished. Death is freedom and far better than any Orwellian-style existence.

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