Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong [Updated]

by Joey deVilla on June 11, 2008

Gummi lighthouses
Photo courtesy of Ryland (who has the best sign generator site) and Miss Fipi Lele.

Update: Even more wrong — Hannah Montana Gummi Guitars. What were they thinking?

{ 65 comments… read them below or add one }

DBJ July 6, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Good thing those aren’t hard candies…

Paul Delaney July 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm

How can I get some of the gummi lighthouses ? I live in Texas & Christmas Tree Shops wont ship. Need for a sister in law in WI who said she’d trqde me some “Nude Beach Beer” (made by Point Brewery in Stevens Point, WI)

spam July 9, 2008 at 4:28 pm

my dad forwards the most useless wastes of time; …..and little else in the way of anything personal unless…he’s pissed. So here’s this crap now. Gee, how are you son how’s your life going?….NOPE. hey Dad, oblicatory fart joke! and with boobs! yippee! seriously i love u

Jolly Rauncha July 14, 2008 at 10:24 pm

Hey, are those lighthouses circumcised or what?

Scott McKissack August 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm

Hmm, instead of Dick in a Box, it’s Dick in a Bag

scott August 17, 2008 at 12:43 am

gee they look like light houses on there side or am i missing something :)

paul reeves October 8, 2008 at 4:40 am

Whats the fuss light houses save seamen.

Mark October 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Gee, just exactly my size!

Natalie December 7, 2008 at 4:04 am

“Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong.” Or very right…

General Lighthouse McLoving February 24, 2009 at 12:54 am

Well I wish we got stuff like this in Texas, Wal-Mart should distribute these since nobody at Mill Farm or Christmas Tree Shops could see that they were making people pay 1.99 for a bag of colored dicks these would be what i bring to parties

Witty July 30, 2009 at 10:20 am

either that look like a penis or uzi

Shannon DeHaas September 7, 2010 at 10:14 pm

I live in Idaho. Where can I purchase the Lighthouse Gummi’s?

bob January 31, 2011 at 5:19 pm

“DBJ July 6, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Good thing those aren’t hard candies…”

strange thing is, when you suck on them they become hard candies…

Roxanna Benitez October 7, 2012 at 12:13 am

If you live in Texas you can buy Lighthouse Gummies at the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, TX. They sell them at the King of Sweets candy stand close to the Nike Factory Store.

Tim Bingham November 6, 2013 at 10:49 pm

Helping seamen everywhere!

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