These are even more wrong than gummi lighthouses…

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by Joey deVilla on August 29, 2008
These are even more wrong than gummi lighthouses…

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Back in high school, after reading Space-Time and Beyond for the umpteenth time and drinking one too many zombies with my friend Henry, we came up with a theory:
In the infinite set of universes, there had to exist a particular universe in which the events in our lives were being watched as a TV show.
We then made a solemn vow to live the kind of life that got high ratings.
This is the continuation of that story.
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I’m dying to know what the microphone shape looks like.
No no no no. I can’t believe this is real.
That’s truly the other side of her I guess?
Also, she was asked to be the Lifestyles condoms spokesperson: http://www.dannyvacar.ca/blog/2008/07/31/the-other-side-of-her/
That is classic. And it reminds me of a client of ours that sponsored an award to mark a company milestone, and as a memento for the recipient they commissioned a glass replica of an enormous, phallic monument in downtown Asheville (Google image search: Vance Monument Asheville). You can guess what the finished piece looked like, particularly with its rounded tip, etched veins — er, I mean, stones, and knobby base.
She sure knows how to open wide!
For guitars and mic’s of course.
Yep.
Does this mean we can call her “Hanna Banana”?
I SAW THESE today in Shopper’s Drug Mart! Young Colin didn’t understand why I was cracking up about the gummies.
I’m waiting for the Hannah Montana episode where she audition to play the title role in The Traci Lords Story.
At first, I thought that read, “Individual pouches for poison control”.