The Fuzzy Experiment

Although I am Asian, a phenotype that often means less facial hair growth than caucasians, like my Dad, I’ve got the same beard power as “The Man”. Maybe it’s a fluke, or perhaps the goatee and splendiferous sideburns are my Irish-American great-grandfather’s gift to me. Either way, shaving is a daily ritual if I don’t want to look like a random thug from a Tony Jaa movie.

I’m going to see if we’re all being lied to by Big Foam. For the next month, I’m going to try shaving without shaving cream. I usually shave after coming out of the shower, and both McSweeney’s and an article on Lew Rockwell.com titled The Shaving Cream Racket suggest that in such situations, shaving cream is completely unnecessary. My skin’s pretty smooth, so the idea of shaving without a lubricating layer of cream doesn’t put icy daggers of fear into my heart.

Today is Day 2, and strangely enough, shaving sans foam seems to make no difference at all. Better still, it’s easier to navigate around the beard and ‘burns. I’ll keep you apprised of my progress.

13 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    It’s bad for the environment, bad for your utility bills and makes cohabitants stamp their feet but I’ve found it the best way to avoid recreating Scorsese’s The Big Shave. I still need some kind of facial lubricant (no innuendo intended) so I use bar soap. I used to use the same old Coast I used everywhere else but for the past few years I switched to my spouse’s fancy bar soap for sensitive skin. Actually the razor, the Mach 3 Turbo, has a little lubricant strip which helps but isn’t sufficient.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    Yep ,its definitely from your Irish ancestor. I know this cuz I have Irish ancestors. A red beard ,perchance? Use a portable electric shaver myself tho its not a good idea to use it in the shower …lol

  3. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 11:29 am | Permalink

    Try a shaving oil, like Ultimate Shave. It’s a dumb name, but it works really well, plus it’s cheap and small: $12 for a little bottle that lasts a year.

  4. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    I am big fan of the shave brush. Just the shave soap is not too easy to get so everytime I got back to the Netherlands I buy my old brand. One soap lasts half a year and only cost a few dollars.

    But I have shaved without soap. It works well when the skin is wet (eg under a shower or just right out of the shower) but in general I just prefer the brush.

  5. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    I recently started shaving again after 18 years with a full beard and mustache. I had used an electric razor as a youngster, but found that didn’t work well in my advancing years, so I switched to a Mach 3 Turbo. I started with shaving cream, but found some of the same material you mention and started shaving right out of the shower without cream. Works well for me. Don’t think I’ll be going back.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    For the last few years, I’ve used classic style shaving soap. I get a better shave than with gels/creams. And a cake costs just over $1, and my last one lasted *8 months*. (I shave 3 times a week, YMMV) Worth a look in general, and especially if you’re looking to ditch the expensive gels/creams. (Travels well too!)

  7. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    I shave while showering. No need to look in the mirror, I know where I want hair or not. No extra lubrication required (maybe slather a bit of shampoo from my head on my face). Double-edged safety razor, no double blades. Only problem, a package of 10 blades is costing upwards of $10 nowadays.

  8. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    About a month ago I started “wetshaving”, using a shaving brush and old-fashioned shaving soap or cream (in a tub!). I also started using a double-edged safety razor (this is what most of our parents and grandparents used before cartridge razors came around). It takes a tad bit longer, but it’s much easier on my face than the ol’ Mach 3. Also, it’s much easier on my wallet. A 10 pack of blades costs about $1.50 USD.

    Good article to check out if you’re interested:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6886845/

  9. Anonymous
    Posted April 26, 2006 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    Irregular Web Comic is particularly relevant today.

  10. Anonymous
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

    from http://www.nap.edu/openbook/0309084075/html/167.html:

    Einstein was a simple man. He dressed simply, spoke simply, lived simply. There’s a great story about Einstein using the same soap for shaving as for bathing. Discovering this, a visitor asked why he didn’t use shaving soap. “Two soaps?” Einstein replied. “That is too complicated!”

  11. Anonymous
    Posted April 28, 2006 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    My wife and I unsucessfully tried for six months for me to have a beard. Never worked though. We gave up. I haven’t needed a barber too since I was seventeen. They’re alien to me; very sinister people, barbers. I couldn’t help noticing that a lot of them are bald, even the males.

  12. Anonymous
    Posted April 30, 2006 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    i have used meghans shaving foam once or twice when the neck hair is long…

    but otherwise, haven’t used the stuff since i hit puberty.

    the trick is to get razors ith lubricating strips, wait until youve been in the shower for at least 3 minutes already.

    Good luck,

    Dorian

  13. Anonymous
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 12:25 pm | Permalink

    Any updates on this project? I’m quite interested, but I’d like to hear your results before I try it myself.

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