Best. Sign placement. Ever.
I just read this in Deenster’s blog:
is it just me, or did every one seem to walk around with a bit of schmutz on their forehead?
Oh, crap. I knew I forgot to do something today.
(Note 1: Hey, Wendy! I didn’t have to look up “schmutz”!)
(Note 2: I wonder if Adina spent half her time in India going up to people and
saying: “Excuse me, I thought you should know that you have a bit of
pimento on your forehead.”)
I’ll bet this guy remembered:
Get this man a waxing and some low-carb communion, stat!
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Oh gods, get him a pair of trousers and a shirt now! Before I vomit!
I bet his favourite chat up line is ‘Hey baby, wanna see the size of my
co..cross?’.Very good Yiddish, sweetie.
Someday I’ll teach you the difference between putz and schmuck.