Here’s a comic from Ben Claassen’s Dirtfarm:
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Gotta love the placement of the Washington Monument and the Capitol in the background…
Picture courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
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Gas Shortage in Accordion City
If you’re not in the general vicinity of Ontario and Quebec, you’re probably not aware of the gasoline shortage here. The shortage is caused by these factors acting in combination:
- A fire at Imperial Oil’s refinery in Nanticoke has reduced its production capacity to half. It’s not expected to get back to full capacity for at least another two weeks.
- Fuel could be brought in by rail, but there had been a strike of Canadian National Railway workers for the past couple of weeks, cutting off that option until it ended recently.
- The St. Lawrence Seaway, which connects the Atlantic to over a dozen inland ports, will remain frozen for at least another month. If it weren’t frozen, fuel could be brought in via ship.
Naturally, the price of gasoline has jumped considerably. It’s quite a change from the ultra-low price of 69.5 cents (US$0.59) a litre (that’s about US$2.24/gallon) for a few hours one Friday evening a few weeks ago to about a buck (US$0.85) a litre (about US$3.22/gallon).
A number of oil companies have had to close down their filling stations:
- Imperial Oil, a.k.a. Esso, has close 100 out of 400 stations in Ontario
- Canadian Tire stations, who are supplied by Imperial Oil, have also had closings
- Petro-Canada has closed 25 out of 205 in the Toronto area
- Shell has closed 30 out of 600 stations across Ontario
Given the current gasoline situation and the weather forecast for tomorrow (Thursday — 10 cm of snow followed by freezing rain), save yourself some money — and headaches — and skip driving.
Links
- No end yet to gasoline shortages (Toronto Star)
- Motorists need to stay calm during gas shortage: Ontario premier (Canada.com)
- Petro-Canada closes 25 gas stations in Ontario because of gas shortage (International Herald Tribune)
It’s a tough job, and whether or not you agree with the U.S. administration’s policies, you’ve got to hand it to the marines for doing a job that many politicians (and their families) don’t want to do.
(Psst! Don’t understand the title of this article? It’s adapted from the first lines of the Marines’ Hymn.)
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"Satan: King of Empires"
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
A couple of observations:
- Zadcat makes the same observation I did: What about the Ottoman empire? And I’m certain there was at least one Chinese empire that could’ve given the Greeks and Romans a run for their money.
- Even using their old names, I can locate the first six empires on a map, but I can’t seem to find “Antichrist” anywhere.
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The Jerk Cycle
Click the picture to see it at full size. Courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
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Make Up Your Own Caption
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