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In the News

And Finally, the News…

It may not be the Howard Beale “Mad as Hell” meltdown scene from the movie Network, but I’ll take it for now: here’s MSNBC anchor Mika Brzezinski refusing to cover the Paris Hilton non-story despite the prodding of her co-anchors and producer. Really, people, of all the things with which we should concern ourselves, that trampy monster of entitlement should be among the last of them…

I had a cynical moment where I thought that this was mere grandstanding in order to cover Paris Hilton by not covering her, but as someone who occasionally tunes in to MSNBC, I think that such subterfuge requires more brain cells than all of their producers currently have. I’m going to assume that Ms. Brzezinski’s refusal is genuine and salute her with a filet mignon on a flaming sword.

For those of you who are wondering what the hell I’m talking about with this “Howard Beale” and Network, here’s a synopsis of the movie, and here’s the scene to which I refer:

The Howard Beale meltdown scene from Network has been borrowed a number of times. The most recent homage paid to it of which I’m aware is from the opening episode of the late and largely unlamented Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip:

Studio 60 was 20% good moments, 80% Aaron Sorkin practicing self-love with a television budget and audience. Life’s too short — if I must endure some egomaniac celebrating his own genius in a showy manner, that egomaniac had better be me.

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Music

The Nirvana “Nevermind” Baby is 15?!

The year was 1991, and as a DJ at Crazy Go Nuts University, I was getting a lot of mileage out of this album:

Cover of the album “Nevermind” by Nirvana (1991)

Guess what: Spencer Elden, the baby on the album cover, is now 15 years old.

Still from the “Classic Album” TV series episode covering Nirvana’s “Nevermind” showing Spencer Elden, the baby on the album cover as he appears today.

[via Reddit and The Striker Diary]

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The Current Situation

“Oh Beautiful, for Retail Space, for Shopping Elbow Room…”

Here’s a graph from a blog posting by Jim “Long Emergency” Kunstler titled Peak Suburbia comparing the retail space per person in the U.S., Sweden, the U.K., France and Italy. If the data on which this graph is based is correct, Americans have 6 times more retail space than the Swedes, 8 times that of the Brits and 18 times the shopping square footage doled out to the unfortunate Italians. I suspect that here in Canada, the retail space per person is similar to the American figure.

Graph comparing retail space per person in the U.S., Sweden, U.K., France and Italy.Click to read the article that features this graph.

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It Happened to Me

Simplified Interstate System Map

For those of you who do a lot of road-tripping in the U.S., here’s something that you might find interesting — a map of the U.S. Interstate highway system, simplified in a fashion similar to many subway maps:

U.S. Interstate system map preview
Click the map to see it at full size.
Map courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

This map is a creation of Chris Yates, and you can get prints of it from the “Toys” page of his site.

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It Happened to Me

A Sign That It’s Time to Leave the Airport with All Due Haste

Gilbert Gottfried

Last night, as the Ginger Ninja and I emerged from baggage claim at Peason’s Terminal 1, we saw a chauffeur from a car service holding up a sign that read: Gilbert Gottfried.

“Oh, crap,” I said to Wendy, “let’s get out of here.”

I should’ve taken a picture, but I was just too tired.

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It Happened to Me

danah boyd’s “MyFriends, MySpace” Presentation

danah boyd making her “MyFriends, MySpace” presentation at the Berkman Center
danah boyd making her “MyFriends, MySpace” presentation at the Berkman Center at Harvard, Tuesday, June 19th, 2007.

One of the things I got to do during last week’s vacation was go visit the place where the Ginger Ninja worked for four years (and where I met her!) — the Berkman Center for Internet and Society at Harvard. We caught their Tuesday luncheon series and had the good fortune of meeting danah boyd, who gave her presentation titled MyFriends, MySpace.

I took notes and photos during the presentation — you can check them out on my tech blog, Global Nerdy.

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It Happened to Me

Mazel Tov, Andy and Sue!

Cake topper featuring the bride dragging a drunken groom by his collar

It’s about 17 or so hours until my brother-in-law Andy Ramoniac and his fiancee Sue tie the knot. Since I expect that my hands will be full with groomsman, accordion and “chair lifting during the hora” duties, I thought I’d take this quiet moment to wish Andy and Sue my best.

In their honour, I present a poem by Ogden Nash

Tin Wedding Whistle

Though you know it anyhow
Listen to me, darling, now,

Proving what I need not prove
How I know I love you, love.

Near and far, near and far,
I am happy where you are;

Likewise I have never larnt
How to be it where you aren’t.

Far and wide, far and wide,
I can walk with you beside;

Furthermore, I tell you what,
I sit and sulk where you are not.

Visitors remark my frown
Where you’re upstairs and I am down,

Yes, and I’m afraid I pout
When I’m indoors and you are out;

But how contentedly I view
Any room containing you.

In fact I care not where you be,
Just as long as it’s with me.

In all your absences I glimpse
Fire and flood and trolls and imps.

Is your train a minute slothful?
I goad the stationmaster wrothful.

When with friends to bridge you drive
I never know if you’re alive,

And when you linger late in shops
I long to telephone the cops.

Yet how worth the waiting for,
To see you coming through the door.

Somehow, I can be complacent
Never but with you adjacent.

Near and far, near and far,
I am happy where you are;

Likewise I have never larnt
How to be it where you aren’t.

Then grudge me not my fond endeavor,
To hold you in my sight forever;

Let none, not even you, disparage
Such a valid reason for a marriage.