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“Tiny Chainsaw” and “Lupo the Butcher”

Tiny Chainsaw is both a video and a song produced and written by Joel Veitch from rathergood.com, who over the years have brought you gems such as Buffy’s Swearing Keyboard, the kitten videos of Gay Bar, Independent Woman and Fell in Love with a Girl and the We Like the Moon song, which got turned into a Quizno’s ad:

Thanks to Ryan Coleman for pointing me to it!

Some people have mentioned that Tiny Chainsaw could be the new Lupo the Butcher. I say that nothing could ever be Lupo the Butcher but Lupo the Butcher:

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Meanwhile, in Finland…

I have no idea what’s going on in the video, other than “It’s a woman wearing a skull mask and a guy in a black blazer and speedo dancing in a swamp somewhere in Finland,” and that the song in the background is Coconut Woman by Harry Belafonte.

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Form vs. Function: Bodybuilders vs. Weightlifters

Here’s an interesting comic I found via Jeremy Hall:

'Form vs. Function' comic.
Click the comic to see it at full size.

I’ve transcribed the text of the comic:

Consider the body type you see on a “Mr. Universe” contestant: The competitions stress definition more than usefulness. In fact, when you see these guys in competition, they’re at their weakest. That Saran Wrap skin look comes from starving and dehydrating themselves. This look stresses upper body bulk and a trim waist. In short, this is body sculpture for the sake of show, not real power.

Versus the body type you see at a strongman competition: These guys are legitimately strong. They are all about actual function and do not care about sculptured fat-free bodies. In fact, if a person puts on a lot of muscle bulk without fat in a short time, it suggests steroid use. They have very thick waists because of all the core muscles right through the torso are developed to prevent spinal damage and herniating organs during heavy lifting. This is the body of a guy who fights bears on a mountain.

The insightful reader will note that this lesson extends well beyond the gym.

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We Remember, Val. We Remember.

A tubby Val Kilmer: 'Hey guys! Remember when I was Batman?'
Found via Reddit.

…and suddenly, I have this urge to go hit the gym.

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That’s What Ginny Weasley Said

An actual question from Trivial Pursuit:

Harry potter trivial pursuit question

Now all we need is the adult video remake.

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Every Syllable is “Shi” (or: The Ballad of the Badass Chinese Stone Lion-Eating Poet)

I’d love to hear a reading of this story, inflections and all:

Every syllable is shi

I found this at Said the Gramophone, which is also a great place to discover new music. Check it out!

 

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Liu Bolin’s Camouflage Art


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Liu Bolin is a Chinese artist whose trademark is photographs featuring himself, painted to blend into his surroundings. I rather like the one shown above.

According to Wikipedia, “Liu belongs to the generation that came of age in the early 1990s, when China emerged from the rubble of the Cultural Revolution and was beginning to enjoy rapid economic growth and relative political stability.” His work is a protest against the censorship practices of the Chinese government, which persecutes artists (surprise, surprise) and who shut down his own studio in 2005.