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Grand Theft Auto V - Trailer 11.02.11

The first trailer for the upcoming installment in the Grand Theft Auto series of games, Grand Theft Auto V, comes out in a week. I’m looking forward to this one.

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Okay, Fortune Cookie I Got in Tampa: You Were Right.

Fortune cookie fortune: "You will finally solve a difficult problem that means much to you."

While going through my wallet this morning, I found this fortune. It came from a cookie that came with my bill at the PF Chang’s in a shopping mall in Tampa last month.

Well played, cookie…well played.

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Creepy Bacon

Two strips of bacon crawling in a large sink, like earthworms.

I didn’t think it was possible to be creeped out by bacon until now.

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On the Menu at This Year’s Birthday Party

Jars of President's Choice bacon marmalade

I saw the items above and below at the grocery store yesterday and decided “Yes…these shall definitely be on the menu at my birthday party!”

I picked up a jar of bacon marmalade and will try it out in a couple of different ways, both as a glaze for meat as well as spread on toast. I’ll report my findings here.

As for the molten chocolate chip cookie, I didn’t buy it yesterday, but will grab a couple of boxes for the party. I’m taking it on faith that they’re good.

Box for President's Choice "The Decadent Molten Chocolate Chip Cookie"

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Luke Skywalker is the 99%

Luke Skywalker holding up a sheet of paper that reads "It wasn't glamorous but I had a steady living on my uncle's moisture farm. One day while I was retrieving an errant droid my aunt and uncle were unjustly murdered and the farm destroyed. I was forced to leave my home and join an extinct cult to survive. I am now a member of an upstart movement to take down the greedy corrupt establishment."

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I Like Anthony Bourdain’s Answer

Here’s Anthony Bourdain’s answer to Bill Maher’s rather lame softball question: “If you had to choose between a great meal and mediocre sex, which would you choose?”

Be warned: The answer is not safe for work!

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Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Angry Birds”

Illustration of Alfred Hitchcock sitting on a park bench, surrounded by the birds from "Angry Birds"

Found at My Modern Met. Click to see the picture at full size.

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