The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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One year ago today, I ended up in a room that looked pretty much like this:

The whole story – one that I shouldn’t be alive to tell – is documented in the article titled My Hospital Week.

Today, one year later, I’m visiting this place:

Definitely much better than a room in the ICU.

A pity I have to return to colder climes on Sunday.

I saw this book on a stand near the meat department at Publix (a grocery chain).

John Philip Green lives in my neighbourhood (the High Park area of Accordion City) and he noticed a couple of things about the listing for the house pictured above:

House Needs Major Renovations…House Is Not Heated. There Is No Water In The House. Great potential!…Pls Do Not Bring Children – It Is Not Safe.

It’s 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, asking $599,900. Let the bidding war commence!

My friend Lisa Goldman shared this picture on her Facebook feed (click on it to see the original at full size). It may look like a Diesel Jeans or Benneton ad, but it’s actually a Palestinian woman being arrested at Jericho checkpoint by two female Israeli border guards.

Without commenting on the woman’s innocence or guilt, I’d simply like to say that I hope I look I look this stylin’ when it’s my turned to get hauled away.

Here’s a song I never expected a marching band to cover: Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the Name, as performed by George Mason University’s Green Machine.

Greg Knauss’ catchy tweet from earlier this week has become a popular graphic.