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“Unattended Children” Signs

You might have seen posters or signs like the one below at your favourite cafe or shop:

Sign with picture of a little girl holding a coffee cup to her mouth: "Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten"

This one’s my favourite version:

Framed sign at cafe: "Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy", with additional tacked-on noted reading "and a drum" and a Post-It note reading "and taught to SWEAR"

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Ice-T Dispenser

ice-t dispenser

There needs to be a similar picture for the ice cubes.

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Ooooh Yeah!

Grand Theft Auto V - Trailer 11.02.11

The first trailer for the upcoming installment in the Grand Theft Auto series of games, Grand Theft Auto V, comes out in a week. I’m looking forward to this one.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Okay, Fortune Cookie I Got in Tampa: You Were Right.

Fortune cookie fortune: "You will finally solve a difficult problem that means much to you."

While going through my wallet this morning, I found this fortune. It came from a cookie that came with my bill at the PF Chang’s in a shopping mall in Tampa last month.

Well played, cookie…well played.

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Creepy Bacon

Two strips of bacon crawling in a large sink, like earthworms.

I didn’t think it was possible to be creeped out by bacon until now.

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On the Menu at This Year’s Birthday Party

Jars of President's Choice bacon marmalade

I saw the items above and below at the grocery store yesterday and decided “Yes…these shall definitely be on the menu at my birthday party!”

I picked up a jar of bacon marmalade and will try it out in a couple of different ways, both as a glaze for meat as well as spread on toast. I’ll report my findings here.

As for the molten chocolate chip cookie, I didn’t buy it yesterday, but will grab a couple of boxes for the party. I’m taking it on faith that they’re good.

Box for President's Choice "The Decadent Molten Chocolate Chip Cookie"

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Luke Skywalker is the 99%

Luke Skywalker holding up a sheet of paper that reads "It wasn't glamorous but I had a steady living on my uncle's moisture farm. One day while I was retrieving an errant droid my aunt and uncle were unjustly murdered and the farm destroyed. I was forced to leave my home and join an extinct cult to survive. I am now a member of an upstart movement to take down the greedy corrupt establishment."

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