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Scenes From My Flight to Omaha

I’m going to be in Omaha this week, from Tuesday afternoon through Saturday morning to represent Shopify at Big Omaha, the startup conference that’s been described as “like South by Southwest, before South by Southwest got crazy.”

I flew from Accordion City’s Pearson Airport to Chicago’s O’Hare. I caught this shot of downtown Chicago from the air a couple of minutes before we landed:

Downtown Chicago and Lake Michigan seen from the air

Taxiing into the terminal, we passed by a good chunk of the United fleet, including this “Classic”, the aviation nickname for the Boeing 747. I haven’t been on one of those planes in ages — probably since 2000.

747 docked at Chicago O'Hare Airport

Here’s Butch O’Hare’s plane — they named the airport after him:

Butch O'Hare's F4F-E fighter plane at O'Hare Airport

Good old O’Hare with its familiar curved ceilings. I’ve passed through this airport a fair number of times in the past couple of years. I know that I lot of people hate connecting through it, but I’m kind of fond of O’Hare.

Hallway at Chicago's O'hare Airport

If you’re at O’Hare, hungry and have a reasonably long stopover (at least an hour), you should make your way to Concourse B…

Hallway of Concourse B at O'Hare Airport

…and make your way to the spot between gates B10 and B11. That’s where you’ll find Tortas Frontera, a restaurant by Rick Bayless, whom you might have seen on the Food Network. He’s the chef behind Frontera Grill and Topolobampo, twin Mexican restaurants with amazingly good food that are always booked solid.

Tortas Frontera at O'Hare

As the name implies, this place specialized in tortas — sandwiches — and they’re far better than your standard airport fare. They do take about ten minutes to prepare, so you shouldn’t go here if you’ve got little time to catch your next flight. They will box your torta if you need it “to go”.

I picked up my torta and started making my way to Concourse C, where the gate for my Chicago-to-Omaha flight was. Concourse C is separate from the rest of the airport and requires either taking a bus or using a tunnel which goes underneath the tarmac. Here’s what you see as you descend into the tunnel:

Jet as seen when descending into the hallway between O'Hare's Concourse B and C

And here’s the tunnel itself. They could’ve gone “ugly and utilitarian”, but they didn’t:

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

The coloured panels on the wall look like something out of a 1960s science fiction movie:

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

And on it goes…

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

…and goes…

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

…and goes.

The multi-coloured passageway between Concourses B and C at O'Hare

Here’s the approach to Omaha. It’s brownish fields…

Omaha landing, part 1

…giving way to green…

Omaha landing, part 2

…then the river…

…and then you land.

I saw this sign at the end of the jetway. You know you’re in the midwest when you seen these things:

"Tornado Shelter" sign

You also know you’re in the midwest when you see ads like this. I’m familiar with RFD TV because it was home to The Big Joe Polka Show, which is wall-to-wall accordions. Ethan Zuckerman showed me an episode ages ago, and it was pure polka-and-accordion magic.

Poster for "Rural TV"

 

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And then there’s this:

***Bass*** guitar!

“Bass” guitar photo found via Abby Fichtner.

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Whiskey party! Whoo!

An actual whiskey-tasting party I had the good fortune to stumble into back in March.
My thanks to Max Valiquette for letting me join in!

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Banner for "Whisky Advocate Blog"

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Pie chart: "What Americans think Cinco de Mayo is"