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Tonight’s Book Launch Party for A.G. Pasquella’s New Book, “NewTown”

I’ll be in Mirvish Village tonight to catch the book launch of NewTown, the new novel by my old Crazy Go Nuts University classmate A.G. Pasquella. His previous novel, Why Not a Spider Monkey Jesus?, a tale of science gone wrong and primate televangelism gone even more so, was a hoot; I expect no less from his latest offering.

Here’s a quick description of NewTown:

As The World burns: a cybernetic man-plane does the dishes. A chef muses about the best way to cook space horse. A mad scientist bemoans the loss of his robot army. Another mad scientist plots to create fireproof cows. A teenage boy teleports toward the girl of his dreams. Can any of them unlock the secrets of NewTown?

The launch takes place tonight from 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. at the Victory Cafe (581 Markham Street, just west and south of Bathurst Station) and will feature readings and performance from A.G. himself, along with special guests Shari Kasman, Michael Murray, Jacqueline Valencia.

For more details about the book launch, see A.G.’s article.

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Worth Reading: Allan Gregg’s “In Defence of Reason” and “1984 in 2012: The Assault on Reason”

Allan Gregg, pollster (he founded Decima Research, which eventually became Harris/Decima), political commentator, social researcher and former political strategist (he helped lead Brian Mulroney’s Conservatives to victory in 1984), gave a lecture at Carleton University at the opening of its new Public Affairs Building in September. It’s titled 1984 in 2012: The Assault on Reason, and it’s a worthwhile read.

This excerpt gives the main point of his lecture:

I have spent my entire professional life as a researcher, dedicated to understanding the relationship between cause and effect. And I have to tell you, I’ve begun to see some troubling trends. It seems as though our government’s use of evidence and facts as the bases of policy is declining, and in their place, dogma, whim and political expediency are on the rise. And even more troubling …. Canadians seem to be buying it.

My concern was first piqued in July 2010, when the federal cabinet announced its decision to cut the mandatory long form census and replace it with a voluntary one. The rationale for this curious decision was that asking citizens for information about things like how many bathrooms were in their homes was a needless intrusion on their privacy and liberty. One might reasonably wonder how knowledge about the number of toilets you have could enable the government to invade your privacy, but that aside, it became clear that virtually no toilet owners had ever voiced concerns that the long form census, and its toilet questions, posed this kind of threat.

Again, as someone who had used the census – both as a commercial researcher and when I worked on Parliament Hill – I knew how important these data were in identifying not just toilet counts, but shifting population trends and the changes in the quality and quantity of life of Canadians. How could you determine how many units of affordable housing were needed unless you knew the change in the number of people who qualified for affordable housing? How could you assess the appropriate costs of affordable housing unless you knew the change in the amount of disposal income available to eligible recipients?

And even creepier, why would anyone forsake these valuable insights – and the chance to make good public policy – under the pretence that rights were violated when no one ever voiced the concern that this was happening? Was this a one-off move, however misguided? Or, the canary in the mineshaft?

He points to a pattern in cuts being made by Prime Minister Harper’s government — to Statistics Canada, the Library and Archives of Canada, research (particularly environmental research) — as well as its suppression of scientific findings and what appears to be systematic attacks on evidence-based research.

This pattern, he argues, is matched by a complementary one: of dogma, fear and 1984-style misdirection, where institutions do the exact opposite of their names, all in the name of protecting the citizenry. The Ministry of Peace runs the war, the Ministry of Truth deals in propaganda and the Ministry of Love specializes in torture. He lists the names of some recent bills whose names could’ve been coined by IngSoc:

Bill C-5 is entitled “The Continuing Air Service for Passengers Act”. Substantively, it offers no such guarantee but unilaterally extended the contract of the National Automobile, Aerospace, Transport and General Workers Union of Canada and removed any prospect of a lockout or strike.

Bill C-10 is “An Act to Enact the Justice for Victims of Terrorism” and sub-titled “The Safe Streets and Communities Act”. Again forgetting for a moment that there are more victims of swimming pool drowning than terrorism, this is an Omnibus Bill which, among other things, stiffens penalties for possession of pot and builds more prisons.

Bill C-18 is called the “Marketing Freedom for Grain Farmers Act”. It dismantled the Canadian Wheat Board.

Bill C-26 boasts that it is “The Citizens Arrest and Self-Defense Act” and it is the closest we come in Canada to replicating Florida’s odious Stand Your Ground legislation.

The purpose of Bill C-30 is stated to be “The Protect Children from Internet Predators Act” and it, among other things, forces ISPs to hand over their user names to police without a warrant. When opponents protested this deliberate obfuscation, Safety Minister Vic Toews famously countered that “you are either with us or the child pornographers”.

Reason, science, knowledge and evidence, Gregg argues, are a far better basis for a society than dogma and orthodoxy. He ends his lecture as well as In Defence of Reason, a summary recently published in the Toronto Star, by stating that the way to defend reason is to participate in public discourse, and that the internet is our best tool for doing so.

Both are good reads, and worth your while:

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Toronto TechCrunch Meetup: Monday, November 5

TechCrunch, one of the most-read techie news sites, is holding a series of meetups far from their home base in Silicon Valley, and the first stop on their northern tour is Toronto on Monday, November 5th (which also happens to be my birthday). They’re on a mission to find new startups up here, so if you’re “a founder, a college kid, an investor, or a dreamer,” you’re going to want to be at this meetup.


The Toronto venue is the Steam Whistle Brewing Company (255 Bremner, across the street from the CN Tower, Rogers Centre and Metro Toronto Convention Centre South Building), and the event will run from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m..

There are two levels of admission for the TechCrunch Toronto Meetup:

  • It’s FREE if you’d just like to attend, mingle and watch local startups do their presentations.
  • If you’d like to demo your startup that evening, $1,500 will put you onstage.

This event has the potential to sell out soon, so if you want to go, I suggest that you register now. See you there!

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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Smart Ass Fitness: Miguel Carrasco’s New Fitness Blog

I like to see my friends succeed, and one such friend is Miguel Carrasco, a techie whom I had the privilege of meeting during my days at Microsoft. He’s a techie whose life changed in April when he noticed a tingling sensation in his right hand that spread to his entire arm and was accompanied by a tired feeling. These symptoms led him to the hospital, which in turn led him to a health epiphany.

Red rum! REEEED RUUUUM!!!

If you ignore the “axe murderer” face that Miguel’s making for the camera, you’ll see a guy who weighed a trim 170 pounds in August, and who does a 5K run four times a week. This is a dramatic change from the old Miguel circa April, who was 45 pounds heavier and couldn’t make a run five houses past his own.

He’s decided to share his fitness journey on a new blog called Smart Ass Fitness. If you’ve been thinking about making a change in your life and getting into shape, you might find Miguel’s new blog helpful and inspiring.

And remember the golden rule of getting better at anything: consistency beats intensity!

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The Most Interesting Man in the World Was a Red Shirt on Star Trek…and He Survived the Entire Episode!

The Red Shirt is one of the great staples of classic Star Trek. They were background crew members of the U.S.S. Enterprise in red uniforms (which meant they were in operations — engineering, security or support), and are remembered by viewers of the 1960s TV series as cannon fodder. As soon as you saw a non-main character in a red shirt join Kirk, Spock ad McCoy in the landing party, you knew that it was likely to be the poor sod’s last mission. They were quick and dirty writing devices for injecting some tension into a story, reminders to the audience that space exploration was dangerous, and they made for some good drinking games.

It turns out that actor Jonathan Goldsmith, whom you probably recognize as Dos Equis’ “Most Interesting Man in the World”, played a Red Shirt in the episode The Corbomite Maneuver, and he didn’t die!

And now, one of my favourite Red Shirt references, from the first season of Family Guy:

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What’s Open on Thanksgiving Monday 2012 in Toronto

Canadian celebrities pictured at the Thanksgiving table, from left to right: Ryan Gosling, Kim Cattrall, “The Biebs”, Ryan Reynolds, Ellen Page, Drake and “Robin Sparkles”.

It’s the Thanksgiving Long Weekend! In Canada, Thanksgiving takes place on the second Monday in October, as opposed to American Thanksgiving, which happens on the last Thursday in November. As with the American version, there’s a family get-together, traditionally with turkey and the usual accoutrements.

Monday’s a day off, which means that many people are going to be looking for something to do. Here’s what’s open and what’s not on Thanksgiving Monday 2012 in Toronto:

Open

  • Public Transit:
    • Both the TTC and GO Transit will be operating on their Sunday schedules
    • Toronto Island ferries will be operating on their fall schedule
  • Shopping malls –These malls will be open:
    • Eaton Centre and the Yonge/Queen Hudson’s Bay Company
    • Pacific Mall
    • Square One
    • Vaughan Mills
  • Booze: Some breweries, such as the Amsterdam and Steam Whistle breweries
  • Most convenience stores (good for fixings, no good for a last-minute turkey)
  • Most movie theatres
  • Tourist attractions:
    • Bata Shoe Museum
    • Bloor/Yorkville shops will be open in some parts
    • Casa Loma
    • CN Tower
    • Distillery District and its shops
    • Hockey Hall of Fame
    • Ontario Science Centre
    • Queen’s Quay West and its shops
    • Riverdale Farm
    • Royal Ontario Museum
    • Toronto Zoo
    • Yonge Street’s downtown stretch

Closed

  • Shopping malls –These malls will be closed:
    • Sherway Gardens
    • Yorkdale Mall
  • Tourist attractions
  • Most supermarkets
  • LCBO and The Beer Store
  • Government offices
  • Post offices
  • Community centres and public indoor pools

Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

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The “iPhone 5 Super-Glued to the Sidewalk” Trick

I’ve seen the old trick where you super-glue a loonie (that’s a Canadian one-dollar coin) to the sidewalk and watch people try to pick it up. This takes it to a whole new level.

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.