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Homework
Please do one of the following by Tuesday:
- Master kung fu
- Switch religions for a day
- Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
- End world hunger
- Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
- In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).
Shocking.
He’s assuming that the LAPD — a.k.a. “The Gazpacho Gestapo” — will take the time to read the shirt before opening fire.
Wax Audio’s latest mashup video takes New Order’s Blue Monday as its base track, uses the vocal tracks from Van Halen’s Jump, Duran Duran’s Girls on Film, and Tears for Fears’ Shout, and covers it with 80s imagery for icing.
Occasionally, the folks at Saturday Night Live hit comedy paydirt.
