The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

…and that’s the problem.

And now a Q&A session with the world’s greatest animated superspy ever…Sterling Archer!

Awwwwwww.

Found via George Takei.

I know that I have a rep for being a somewhat dirty-minded guy, but please tell me that you see what I see in the photo above.

I have got to rig up my accordion with booze like this Russian guy did. He opens with Bach’s Tocatta and Fugue in D minor and does a pretty good impression of Eduard Khil, the “Trololo Guy”:

Watch the video, he puts on a pretty impressive performance:

…but I’m glad that someone out there is keeping the tradition alive.

Sean Tevis at a shooting range. Click to see at full size.

My internet friend Sean Tevis, whom you may remember from his “300” campaign to run for Senate in Kansas and bring some much-needed sanity to their government…

…has a proposal for the current debate on guns. It’s in the topmost photo in this post (click it to see it at a larger size), or read it below:

There’s been a lot of talk about how guns can be used to defend yourself.

So I went to a firing range.

It takes a surprising amount of time to load it and ready yourself to shoot.

Then, from 25 feet away, I hit the target twice. A stationary, non-moving, not-hiding-behind-things and trying-to-attack me kind of target.

But it was kind of…fun.

To my Pro-Gun friends, I have some advice. Drop the arguments about needing guns to protect yourself from bad guys. And also the dubious Founding fathers/defend-against-a-tyrannical-government scenarios like Red Dawn. These arguments make you seem crazy. Paranoid. Scary.

Instead, tell us why it’s fun. That you’ll do your best to make sure no one gets hurt. Then work with us to find ways to make America safe, secure and strong.

As a guy who believes that there is such a thing as responsible gun ownership — and as someone dating the world’s cutest NRA member — I think it’s worth considering what Sean’s saying.