The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

In really special relationships, there’s no such thing as “too dirty”.

Valentine’s Day isn’t one of Accordion City-based illustrator and designer Kinnon Elliott’s favourite holidays, but that didn’t stop her from doing some research, putting in a little elbow grease, and creating this infographic full of Valentine’s Day data and trivia:

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The only line missing is: “You have started a revolutionary movement…in my pants!“

Found via The Meta Picture.

(…as opposed to its southern neighbour, Nice Korea.)

Here’s the text:

Homework

Please do one of the following by Tuesday:

1. Master kung fu
2. Switch religions for a day
3. Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
4. End world hunger
5. Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
6. In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).