The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

So far, it’s my favourite use of “ermahgerd”.

A still from the infamous “enough to eat at home” press conference.

Yes, there’s the fake trailer for Rob Ford: The Movie, which is made up of clips from Chris Farley movies, but the real thing is just as entertaining in its own, sad way. Unfortunately, the real thing is also real. If you can watch this montage of the “greatest hits” from our mayor over the past two years put together by the Toronto Star and still want to vote for him, you’re either willfully ignorant, or are one of those types who just likes to watch the world burn.

To borrow a line from my friend Richard Platel: “Sure, when you put everything together like this, it looks bad.”

Sadly, it’s true. Furthermore, Rob Ford may be the reason why most American newscasters and late-night comics — Jon “Toe-RON-toe” Stewart being the notable exception — now pronounce the city’s name properly: “Tronno” or “Toronno”.

He’s destroyed city council’s ability to do productive work, and with this batch of videos, he’ll destroy yours too!

The trailer for Rob Ford: The Movie

Cleverly put together by Toronto-based director Tristan Gough using clips from Chris Farley movies. It tells the Rob Ford story rather well!

Comedy skit: “Rob and Doug Ford hold a press conference”

Another 22 Minutes skit with Mark Critch playing Rob Ford and Mark McKinney (formerly of Kids in the Hall) as Doug. Some really funny jokes at the end.

Rob Ford-related Music

Chris Daughtry on Jimmy Kimmel – The Ballad of Rob Ford

This song includes a laundry list of things that are unbelievable-sounding but that Rob Ford actually did!

Ron Burgundy on Conan – Loverboy’ s Working for the Weekend

Will Ferrell makes an appearance on Conan as his Ron Burgundy character from Anchorman and performs Loverboy’s biggest hit as an ode to our mayor:

22 Minutes: What Does Rob Ford Say?

The Canadian news comedy show’s Rob Ford-themed parody of YLVIS’ What Does the Fox Say?

Various dance and hip-hop mixes based on Rob Ford interview samples

Expect more of these as the details of the police investigation get released and His Worship reacts.

DJ Steve Porter – Rob Ford Crack Remix

MixTheWeek – Rob “Crack” Ford Remix

KISS 92.5’s Crack Remix of SOS

Other TV and news appearances

The Daily Show – Tuesday, November 19th

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The Guardian’s collection of Rob Ford’s greatest hits

The remix of the Jean-Claude van Damme Volvo ad

Matt Lauer’s interview with Rob and Doug

The Drunk Driving Impression

Because he’s that kind of guy, he won’t let a confession to driving drunk and a previous DUI charge stop him from making fun of a city councillor who was pulled over by a police spot check and given a warning about driving while impaired, but not charged.

Whoopi Goldberg and Jay Leno

She makes a good point: crack addicts aren’t as, er, husky as the mayor.

All those crazy Taiwanese animated news pieces on our crazy mayor

Whenever something that’s at least mildly amusing makes the news, one of my first questions is “What’s the crazy Taiwanese animated take on this story?” The fine folks at Next Media Animation never disappoint me, and one of them even sent me an email saying that they enjoyed my Rob Ford will (ahem) go down in history with this quote piece, and could I please post their latest video?

For NMA? Of course! Hey, I’ll post ’em all:

Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

Rob Ford’s drunk Greek life, and the Toronto mayor’s trip to jail

Rob Ford’s crack smoking video finally found by police!

Rob Ford eats beaver and smokes crack, video not attractive

Rob Ford stripped!… of most mayoral powers

However, they show remorse for making a mess, which is also easier to clean up.

Thanks to ignaatz and Mozai for the idea!

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