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The “City” of Mississauga gets a cute new logo

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Mississauga is the next municipality west of Toronto and is described in Wikipedia as “the largest suburb in Anglo-America by population.” For the past little while, their logo has been the one pictured above. I’ve always thought that they could’ve picked more appropriate slogans, such as…

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Being in North America in the 21st century, where every act is a branding exercise, Mississauga is undergoing a rebranding and getting a new logo:

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Nando Iannicca, a councillor for what Mississauga laughably calls a downtown, has made some rather stretchy claims in this Toronto Star article, of which my favourites are:

  • “We’re more fresh and more vibrant compared to some older cities, be it a Montreal or Toronto.”
  • “People forget, we’re a very young city. We’re the next Portland, we’re the next Barcelona. We are the future.”

The next Portland, Maine, maybe, if it worked on having some actual charm. Geez, they get a couple of curvy condo buildings (with terrible maintenance records, I might add), and they think they’re the effing home of Gaudi.

Mississauga’s logo reminds me of a couple of icons I see on a daily basis on my iPhone — this one…

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…and this one:

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Which makes sense: like Mississauga, email apps are cheap, cheerful, serve a useful function, are 90% spam, and are at their best when they’re not noticed. Of course, if that’s the message you’re trying to get across, this logo — which comes with a slogan, just like Mississauga’s old one — is the one they should go with:

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Sign of the Day: “Is your life affected by someone’s drinking?” and the Rob Ford remix

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Seen at a subway station in Toronto. Thanks to Jesse Ship for the find!

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What showering with your girlfriend is REALLY like

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A random internet find, whose typography I cleaned up. Click to see the source.

Another one for the “It’s funny because it’s true” file.

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A creative way to say “We don’t take American Express”

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The photo above shows one of the more creative ways I’ve seen a small business say that they don’t take American Express. If you’re wondering why many small retailers and restaurants don’t take AmEx, it’s because of the higher fees they charge for processing payment (3.5% versus the 2 to 3% charged by Visa and MasterCard). The blog of the money-management company NerdWallet explains that AmEx make their money on fees, while Visa and MasterCard do so through interest.

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Note that they didn’t say they wouldn’t accept unlocked iPhones. In many countries, they’re the best barter items.

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My bootleg sense is tingling

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For some reason, I don’t think that this is any sanctioned part of the Robocop franchise.

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Don’t forget the OTHER Canadian heroes of Olympic hockey!

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Pictured above: Actual bartender Stefany Dalgliesh from Fionn MacCool’s in Toronto.

Seriously: tip them well!

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Congrats, Team Canada!

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The scene at the CBC Atrium in Toronto. Photo via Lauren O’Neill.
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Congrats to Team Canada on winning the gold in hockey!

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